Lord Mhoram Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain I've been working as a substitute math teacher for the last two months. In a junior high school. He ain't kiddin - we get to hear his horror stories at the game sessions. :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain So there I was, with a green kryptonite meteor in one hand, a lead lined box in the other and he looked at me with that steely eyed gaze and said "I don't think you're that kind of person." .. He was wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain If Mark Millar has taught me anything, it's that heroic behavior is horribly punished, and that insane cruelty is rewarded. So, I've decided to torture, rape and murder. After all, there will be no lasting consequences to my actions; that's just realistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Weapon Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain After being absent from my son's life I really need to reconnect by sharing his interests. Apparently he's interested in armed robbery and world domination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain Because if I become a super-hero I have to suck up to that dickwad Tony Stark. Doesnt that rate as a good reason? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain "Heroes can't accept gratuities. And they have to pay taxes. And' date=' seriously, once you're a hero, everyone expects you to drop everything and come get their cat out of a tree when they're stupid enough to let the little flea-bitten monstrosity out of its cage first thing in the morning. Screw all that. I like getting tips, I like sleeping in when I feel like it, and if they wanted people to pay taxes they wouldn't've made it so damned hard to fill out a 1040 correctly."[/quote'] Filling out the 1040 is good enough to me. That thing is sanity-draining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaddakim Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain Being a hero smacks of effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Nytstar Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain Listen, it was the producers that asked me to knock down the heroes' egos for this tv show. I didn't want to do it but I needed the money, and, geez, they had all this nice looking equipment for me to use. They even said I could keep the stuff if I made it through a season without getting arrested, killed, or seriously injured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casualplayer Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain Frat rats are like Lay's Potato Chips. No one can kill just one. How else can I express just how much those "patriotic" magnetic ribbons piss me off? This is performance art, and you're too simple to understand. Poor impulse control. Says so right on my forehead. All my ex's live in Texas. So I'm gonna destroy Texas. Black is slimming. 'Roid rage! No, I've never taken steroids. What gave you that idea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKJAM! Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain Normally, the horrible things I'm doing would be completely indefensible, true. But I've worked out a mathematical formula that proves that this is the only possible way to prevent an even worse future from coming to pass. Excuse me, I need to be at the corner of Fourth and Maine in twelve minutes to push a little old lady into traffic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hydron Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain Vince McMahon said I should take a 'heel turn'. -Hydron "I can't believe you guys let me join your club! I mean, superteam..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VR Dragon Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain Why did I become a villain? Because I am immortal, have a beyond godly regeneration powers and I am a Masochism who loves having hot chicks in spandex beating me senseless . Why should I pay for something I can get for free? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain MST3K was canceled. Farscape was canceled. Firefly was canceled. Rome is being canceled after only two seasons. TV executives must pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimble Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain The giant invisible rabbit told me to. Grimble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Main Man Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain Actually, it was because the giant invisible rabbit told ME to, you copycat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain MST3K was canceled. Farscape was canceled. Firefly was canceled. Rome is being canceled after only two seasons. TV executives must pay. Actually, I can symphathize with this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrisUlf Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain 'Cause supervillain babes are both hot and easy. (What?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain If Mark Millar has taught me anything' date=' it's that heroic behavior is horribly punished, and that insane cruelty is rewarded. So, I've decided to torture, rape and murder. After all, there will be no lasting consequences to my actions; that's just realistic.[/quote'] "Must spread rep around..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper-Man Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain Superheroes, and superhero teams especially, have crappy dental plans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain Actually' date=' I can symphathize with this one.[/quote'] WWYCD: Twelve sci-fi channel executives have been launched into space aboard a living space station equipped with minimal supplies including a selection of muppets, one DVD player and a large collection of C-list movies. Seven HBO executives have been transported back in time to 32 BC. The entire programming department of the FOX network has been eaten alive by cannibal berserkers. A previously unknown supervillain calling himself the Viewer claims responsibility. What would your character do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain . . . . . . Applaud? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain This is one of those Trick Questions, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain Watch TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain Shoot the hostage! Wait, what was the question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain I was going to be a hero but I decided, Underwear on the Inside! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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