Tim Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A) Pendragon. Q: When you want an artist to draw you a picture of a giant lizard,but can only use one word; What do you say? A: tighter than skin tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: When you want an artist to draw you a picture of a giant lizard,but can only use one word; What do you say? A: tighter than skin tight. Q: So how mean is Tim with money ? A: Breathe ... breathe .... BREATHE ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happened to Death Tribble when he won the computer of his dreams? A: Yes.....No.....Yes.....No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yes.....No.....Yes.....No Q: Will you be there? Will she be there? Will they be there? Will he be there? A: Excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Will you be there? Will she be there? Will they be there? Will he be there? A: Excellent. Q: Name the best Ent. A: Froggy Nelson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Froggy Nelson. Q: How does Ninja Master Kermit subdue his foes? A: You're right! Watching your dad sleep is less boring than television! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You're right! Watching your dad sleep is less boring than television! Q: You must be high again. What'd you just say? A: Woo-Hoo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenn Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Who was a Chinese Dr. Seuss character. A. No Entry. Exit Only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A. No Entry. Exit Only. Q: She had what tattooed...there? A: Super secret sauces spilling from the saucers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Super secret sauces spilling from the saucers. Q: Why is alien fast food so darn messy? A: If you think her pet is weird, take a gander at her breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The cat is nuts to do something like that, why? A: Read, Read Read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Read' date=' Read Read.[/quote'] Q: And she told you to do what? A: Make love, not war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And she told you to do what? A: Make love, not war. Q: What's the motto of Brothels 'r' Us? A: That's not anatomically possible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's not anatomically possible! Q: With my hands? Want to see me eat through my hands? A: No doubt about it, Rock, I gotta get another pair of automatic pistols. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: With my hands? Want to see me eat through my hands? A: No doubt about it, Rock, I gotta get another pair of automatic pistols. Q: Gee Mr Castle, you are carrying more guns than a battalion, so what's wrong ? A: Breathe in, breathe in, breathe ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Breathe in' date=' breathe in, breathe ![/quote'] Q: What is the behavior to avoid in a gas chamber? A: Yes, you can get Superman drunk, and no it isn't pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yes, you can get Superman drunk, and no it isn't pretty. Q: Wally, why are you wearing sunglasses and saying you have hysterical blindness? A: They are having a coal contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is the air so black at this time of day, Shawn? A: It's ergonomic, that's why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's ergonomic' date=' that's why.[/quote'] Q: Why does my new mouse have a built-in thumbscrew? A: It must be a superfood -- it just flew off and punched a skyscraper to the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It must be a superfood -- it just flew off and punched a skyscraper to the ground. Q: Why would you say this macaroni is a superfood? A: Woo! If they don't comply after 3 days, they get towed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why does my new mouse have a built-in thumbscrew? A: It must be a superfood -- it just flew off and punched a skyscraper to the ground. Q: Why is what you are eating red, white and blue? A: He was genetically de-engineered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Woo! If they don't comply after 3 days' date=' they get towed.[/quote'] Q: What do we do about all those tanks surrounding the Capitol? A: He was genetically de-engineered. Q: I really am a monkey's Uncle? A: I find that bikini wax somewhat disturbing on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I find that bikini wax somewhat disturbing on you. Q: WHat did Han say to Chewie to explain why he was locking his cabin doors at night? A: Let's not go there. It's a silly place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHat did Han say to Chewie to explain why he was locking his cabin doors at night? A: Let's not go there. It's a silly place. Q: We have these great laws so why are we not going to Congress with them ? A: Keep moving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What should I do if all else fails? A: Waxing a car is fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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