Basil Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a Man's Life in the British Dental Association! Q: At number 10 in our countdown of ludicrous recruiting slogans,.... A: Number nine, number nine, number nine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Number nine' date=' number nine, number nine.[/quote'] Q: Is that record player stuck again? A: It beats having to shovel manure for a living. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It beats having to shovel manure for a living. Q: How do you like adventuring,. Conan? A: To find out what that means, you'll have to study Indo-Aryan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: To find out what that means' date=' you'll have to study Indo-Aryan.[/quote'] Q: Please explain this "boogity boogity boogity" A: Farsi, far-as-I-can-see, or farce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Farsi' date=' far-as-I-can-see, or farce.[/quote'] Q: So we're going to produce the latest work of this Iranian playwright, are we? A: When you got nothin', you got nothin' to lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: When you got nothin'' date=' you got nothin' to lose.[/quote'] Q: Why is that mage so protective of that Void Cube thingamabob? A: Wrapped in an enigma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wrapped in an enigma. Q: How do you like your mystery meat? A: Everything goes with ketchup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you like your mystery meat? A: Everything goes with ketchup. Q: Why'd you take two hours on the toilet? A: On the trail of the one-faced man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: On the trail of the one-faced man. Q: WHat is you r current case, Detective Janus? A: This rock group is called the Windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: This rock group is called the Windows. Q: Why does your band only play about half the times it's scheduled, and sometimes stop playing at all right in the middle of a song?! A: Your 'expert opinion' doesn't look so smart now, I'm afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Your 'expert opinion' doesn't look so smart now' date=' I'm afraid.[/quote'] Q: What do we do now? The Council Button is out-of-order. A: Your brother's cousin's nephew's former roommate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Your brother's cousin's nephew's former roommate. Q: What is your relationship to the perpetrator of this heinous act? A: This is not going to end well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is not going to end well. Q: What was Alabama thinking at the end of the first quarter of last night's Sugar Bowl? A: Oh, that. That's nothing. Really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oh' date=' that. That's nothing. Really.[/quote'] Q: How do you get around with those three bullets in your back? A: That's when I knew she was pretending to understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's when I knew she was pretending to understand. Q: Mu ex-wife actually sat through your three-hour lecture on string theory? A: It's Sunday, a day of rest. In theory, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's Sunday, a day of rest. In theory, anyway. Q: It's 7am, we have to get up to get to the early church service. A: 10 am is early to some Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: 10 am is early to some Q: It's nearly lunch time, you're still in bed, and you promised you'd get up early! A: Poetry. Lots and lots of poetry. Force fed, if necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: It's nearly lunch time, you're still in bed, and you promised you'd get up early! A: Poetry. Lots and lots of poetry. Force fed, if necessary. Q: What's the latest thing they want to ban by modifying the geneva convention? A: I'm trying to maintain the status quo ante. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm trying to maintain the status quo ante. Q: What's is like playing poker with a bunch of reactionaries? A: Mixed nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mixed nuts. Q: What do you see when you visit the State Hospital? A: Try to run, try to hide -- break on through to the other side! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Try to run' date=' try to hide -- break on through to the other side![/quote'] Q: Name three ways to escape a madman in East Berlin. A: My vision is fine, thanks, but my lower back is killing me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: My vision is fine' date=' thanks, but my lower back is killing me.[/quote'] Q: So, is or isn't lumbago "better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick"? A: That must have hurt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That must have hurt! Q: OKay, I've swallowed Excalibur. Do you have any Pepto-Bismol? A: Here is your throat back. Thanks for the loan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Here is your throat back. Thanks for the loan. Q: You really suck, you know that, Vlad? A: Absolutely, without question the very last thing I need right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You really suck, you know that, Vlad? A: Absolutely, without question the very last thing I need right now. Q: Would you like your atomic-powered fur remover now? A: I've replaced the square-cube law with the square-quarter law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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