Kara Zor-El Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Hermit A: If he HAD, he wouldn't have left this ship. Q: Didn't Tim realize you can't breathe in space? A: Two babes, a baseball bat and unlimited frequent flyer miles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El Q: Didn't Tim realize you can't breathe in space? A: Two babes, a baseball bat and unlimited frequent flyer miles. Q: We're looking for a new Reality TV show that's proactive, got any ideas? A: I can't. Zornwil ate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Hermit A: I can't. Zornwil ate it. Q: Hey, lemming, can I borrow your lawn mower? A: A fence with a recliner perched on top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El A: A fence with a recliner perched on top. Q: What's the fortress of hermitness like? A: You'd be surprised how much that held Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by lemming A: You'd be surprised how much that held Q: The HERO server had how many posts stored in its memory before it crashed? A: Pop tarts and a popsicle stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El A: Pop tarts and a popsicle stick. Q: You're going use what as a lure? A: Neverending Progressive Movement towards the glorius goal of worldwide worker solidarity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by lemming A: Neverending Progressive Movement towards the glorius goal of worldwide worker solidarity Q: What was in that storefront before it went on the market? A: Baseball, apple pie and frisbees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El Q: What was in that storefront before it went on the market? A: Baseball, apple pie and frisbees. Q: Name three things that make dogs happy. A: Here's a hanky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Mightybec A: Here's a hanky. Q: My clothes got ruined. Have something I can wear? A: Last year's news and next year's pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El Q: My clothes got ruined. Have something I can wear? A: Last year's news and next year's pizza. Q: What is Canadian mad beef? A: When I left, it was in one piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 A: When I left, it was in one piece. Q: What happened to the ming base? A: I think that might be a typo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by lemming A: I think that might be a typo Q: Shouldn't that be "vase"? A: This is just too easy sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Q; YOu convinced the security gaurds you were the president? A: I pledge allegnace to the flag of PAID in Full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: I pledge allegnace to the flag of PAID in Full. Q: Why are you saluting that dirty sock on the flag pole? A: Dr. Doom sucks rotten pickled eggs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El Q: Why are you saluting that dirty sock on the flag pole? A: Dr. Doom sucks rotten pickled eggs! Q: Reed Richards, Why are you pouting? A: The KC Cheifs are Ram tough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: The KC Cheifs are Ram tough. Q: Why are the Chiefs playing so many ex-Rams? A: Onward and upward to the Super Bowl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Q: WHat are the fans of the four remaining NFL teams shouting? A: I reached down between his legs and said HIKE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El Q: Why are the Chiefs playing so many ex-Rams? A: Onward and upward to the Super Bowl! Q: What do Rams player mumble to themselves after they snap? A: That had to hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Mightybec A: That had to hurt. Q: What did Mightbec's wife say to him after getting a visit from Rachel? A: Cheerleaders, beer and gibbering monkey fish. Oh, my! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Q: WHat are you likely to find at a Miami Dolphins game? A: (Try this one agian) I reached down between his legs and yelled HIKE! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El A: Cheerleaders, beer and gibbering monkey fish. Oh, my! Q: What's involved in Kara and Rachel's "dream date"? A: There's a ring of eternity...but not for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El A: Cheerleaders, beer and gibbering monkey fish. Oh, my! Q: What's involved in Kara and Rachel's "dream date"? A: There's a ring of eternity...but not for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El Q: What did Mightbec's wife say to him after getting a visit from Rachel? A: Cheerleaders, beer and gibbering monkey fish. Oh, my! Q: What did Georgia Frontiere dream about while in a drunken haze? A: It'll all work out next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 A: It'll all work out next year. Q: I'm constipated, got any advice? A: There's a ring of eternity...but not for you! Q: Why can't I get a Ring like his? A: (Try this one agian) I reached down between his legs and yelled HIKE! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted January 6, 2004 Report Share Posted January 6, 2004 A: (Try this one agian) I reached down between his legs and yelled HIKE! ? Q: That's quite a wedgie. How did it happen? A: I got the barrel from a monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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