Falcon Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Oh look' date=' it's the Indecency Police ! Coo-ee ! We're over here ![/quote'] Q: What did David say when he was in the backseat and saw someone coming? A: The bed is so comfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The bed is so comfortable. Q: Why doesn't Mightybec like the bed? A: The Titanic was bad - that was a disaster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What the plane didthey call the plane going down with the brass on it? A: It was done by the butler in the hall with the knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What the plane didthey call the plane going down with the brass on it? A: It was done by the butler in the hall with the knife. Q. Alright Sherlock Holmes, who shot the colonel in the tower ? A. A Glace cherry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. A Glace cherry Q: What makes a highly inappropriate costume for a super-villainess in a PG-13 forum? A: Its all about the cape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What makes a highly inappropriate costume for a super-villainess in a PG-13 forum? A: Its all about the cape. Q: What is the majority of complaints about on City of Heros site? A: I'm talking about Yankee Pete Rose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm talking about Yankee Pete Rose Q: Never mind the gambling... why do Southerners hate Pete Rose? A: Emergency Zipper Brigade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: My Zipper broke. How am I going to get it fixed? I have a meeting in 15 minutes. A: Linguini with Arsenic sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: THe dinner guests don't look so good. What did you serve them? A: Two feet of duct tape and a ball of twine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Two feet of duct tape and a ball of twine. Q: What are you wearing on your date? A: High heels and a cell phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are you wearing on your date? A: High heels and a cell phone Q: What 2 things can a modern woman not get along without? A: say "she sell sea shells down by the sea shore" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Doc, my tongue gets tired when giving oral pleasure, can you suggest any exercises? A: I can't believe you did that to my sister! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Doc, my tongue gets tired when giving oral pleasure, can you suggest any exercises? A: I can't believe you did that to my sister! Q: Speaking of oral pleasure... A: A small platinum circular metal band Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Speaking of oral pleasure... A: A small platinum circular metal band Q: What kind of Band is Leaping Lizards? A; I will choose free food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A; I will choose free food. A: Your choices are: free food, a savage enema, or a blow to the head! Q: Better going in than comming out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Your choices are: free food, a savage enema, or a blow to the head! Q: Better going in than comming out Q) So how did you like my Spinach Salsa Puffs? A) Three men in white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who's at the door honey? A: We're gonna have to operate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can you get the IRS out of my rear (trying to keep it clean here) without operating? A: I say we stuff them all down a sausage grinder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Honey, the (insert door to door religious person here)'s are at the door again. A: I hate Illinois nazis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you let Indiana nazis in but not the Illinois ones? A: Screw this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you let Indiana nazis in but not the Illinois ones? A: Screw this! Q) Okay Tim, I have the screw driver, now what? A) Arnold Palmer, Arnold Shwarteneger, and Arnold J Pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Name a golfer, a governor, and a good breakfast A: Are you sure your mom is ok with this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you going to put on my mom's clothes? A: Get reamed in three easy steps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) An your new book will show us how to what? A) It was like High Fiving a flamethrower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What it felt like when he hit the stove. A: The blue buket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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