AngryBug Posted November 21, 2004 Report Share Posted November 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: 300 elves and a herd of reindeer Q. So what if Santa's outsourcing to the South Pole - who's it gonna affect, anyway? A. They're taking the "O" out of "Country". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted November 21, 2004 Report Share Posted November 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. They're taking the "O" out of "Country". Q. What did Parker and Stone do to get the FCC to ban the Country Music Awards from broadcast television? A. I wasn't aware that there was that much anti-matter in Philadelphia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 21, 2004 Report Share Posted November 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I wasn't aware that there was that much anti-matter in Philadelphia. Q. Help me- quickly!! We've got to recharge the Atomic Vortex Cannon or we'll never be able to stop that giant tribble!! A. ...And that's when I strangled her, your honour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 21, 2004 Report Share Posted November 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Help me- quickly!! We've got to recharge the Atomic Vortex Cannon or we'll never be able to stop that giant tribble!! A. ...And that's when I strangled her, your honour. Q: So she talked 24 hours straight telling you her life's story in minute detail? A: Elizabeth Dole, Elizabeth Berkley, and Berk Breathed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 21, 2004 Report Share Posted November 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Elizabeth Dole' date=' Elizabeth Berkley, and Berk Breathed[/quote'] Q. So, Opus, what is your hottest recurring fantasy? A. Now that gives new meaning to the phrase "Customer Service". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 21, 2004 Report Share Posted November 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, Opus, what is your hottest recurring fantasy? A. Now that gives new meaning to the phrase "Customer Service". Q; Monica Lewinski is now working the Help Desk? A; A horde of Orcs can't be wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 21, 2004 Report Share Posted November 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A; A horde of Orcs can't be wrong. Q. So this is it, we're going to die? A. I'd have been here sooner but I had to shake the weasels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 21, 2004 Report Share Posted November 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So this is it, we're going to die? A. I'd have been here sooner but I had to shake the weasels. Q: Whyare you washing your hands in Hydroclhloric Acid after going to the Political rally? A: Chicken Little Oreintal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted November 21, 2004 Report Share Posted November 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Whyare you washing your hands in Hydroclhloric Acid after going to the Political rally? A: Chicken Little Oreintal Q: So let me get this straight.You found a cook book written by the Brother's Grimm. What kind of recipies does it have? A: a sulfer like smell and the sound of impoding air Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted November 21, 2004 Report Share Posted November 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: a sulfer like smell and the sound of impoding air Q: What can we expect from judges after MightyBecs annual chili cook off? A: Sonny came home with permission. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted November 21, 2004 Report Share Posted November 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sonny came home with permission. Q: Did Sonny come home with a mission? A: A penny saved is a penny taxed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted November 21, 2004 Report Share Posted November 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A penny saved is a penny taxed. Q. What Republican-sponsored policy did Governor Jeb Bush of Florida put into place that ended up bankrupting my grandmother's retirement fund? A. Eight large sweet potatoes, peeled and cut into eighths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Eight large sweet potatoes, peeled and cut into eighths. Q: What is the opening steps to Grandma's sweet potato pie? A: The whole government is afraid of me, and well they may be! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The whole government is afraid of me' date=' and well they may be![/quote'] Q. What thought keeps Michael Moore warm at night? A. I haven't put those away yet. Sorry about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What thought keeps Michael Moore warm at night? A. I haven't put those away yet. Sorry about that. Q: Why are there dead bodies in the living room? A: I assume the camera's were running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I assume the camera's were running. Q. How did you know about the dead bodies in the living room? A. Eep! Op! Ork! Ahah! That means I love you! Tim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. How did you know about the dead bodies in the living room? A. Eep! Op! Ork! Ahah! That means I love you! Q: What will be the greastest rock hit in 2204? A: something ought to be overdone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: something ought to be overdone. Q: What does a master villian say when plotting to ruin the reputation of a world famous chef? A: Unscrewing a virgin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Unscrewing a virgin Q. What's harder than uncorking a bat? A. I didn't say that was my name, it's just what I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I didn't say that was my name' date=' it's just what I [i']do[/i]. Q. Could I get your signature on this receipt, Mr. Transvestite? A. Green jellybeans on the left, red jellybeans in the right, and no one will be the wiser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Green jellybeans on the left' date=' red jellybeans in the right, and no one will be the wiser.[/quote'] Q: What's an easy way to make mischief at the Convention for the Color-Blind? A: Lots of toothpicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Lots of toothpicks. Q. Well, it seems a shame that we had to cut down this three-hundred-year-old Sequoia, but I guess it's for the good of the Economy... whatcha gonna make out of it, anyway? A. Scraping them off your sole is the hard part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAW Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Scraping them off your sole is the hard part. Q. What did Gulliver say of his travels in Lilliput? A. A bathrobe, a spatula and a six pack of Vaseline. SAW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What did Gulliver say of his travels in Lilliput? A. A bathrobe, a spatula and a six pack of Vaseline. SAW Q. What does your home brew psoriasis treatment consist of exactly ? A. Don't look at me, you shot him first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Don't look at me' date=' you shot him first.[/quote'] Q. Are you sure we're giving SAW the right punishment for posting one of those lameass, boring "three odd things thrown together" answers? A. Well, sure... the entire neighborhood is afraid of me, but at least the kids across the street don't play their ZZ Top at all hours of the night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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