Rapier Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you plunking quarters into that bed? A: Quite so white. Q: What the bumper sticker on Michael Jackson's limo? A: Three pickles, a chihuahua and a raspberry fruit smoothee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Three pickles' date=' a chihuahua and a raspberry fruit smoothee.[/quote'] Q: What was ordered that told you Mightybec was at your Sonic? A: It's all about the "O." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Three pickles' date=' a chihuahua and a raspberry fruit smoothee.[/quote'] Q: I don't care HOW you mix them together... I am not going to drink that! You get me? A: It's all about the "O." Q: What is the motto of that new store in Arizona: More Than Just Magic A: Shaken, salted and stirred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Shaken' date=' salted and stirred.[/quote'] Q: How do you, your open wounds, and your loins feel after reading Mightybec's Autobiography with pictures? A: I don't know if Death Tribble would aggree to that, so let's not tell him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't know if Death Tribble would aggree to that' date=' so let's not tell him.[/quote'] Q: I have a plan to destroy the Tribble home world, but I need some help. Any ideas? A: Gnats before a collosus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Gnats before a collosus. Q. What do you think our chances are of stopping Zornwil and Death Tribble from eating Cleveland? A. "Remember, kids - life is a useless exercise in death denial!! Let's dance!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. "Remember' date=' kids - life is a useless exercise in death denial!! Let's dance!!"[/quote'] Q. What is the central message behind the Uncle Disillusionment Children's Fun Hour? A. And then the mailman metamorphosized into Alan Rickman, and all was right with the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What do you think our chances are of stopping Zornwil and Death Tribble from eating Cleveland? A. "Remember, kids - life is a useless exercise in death denial!! Let's dance!!" Q. What quote from Sesame Street was used as proof that the Disney Corporation had added LSD to the water supply of the Children's Television Workshop ? A. And then the mailman metamorphosized into Alan Rickman' date=' and all was right with the world.[/quote'] Q. What story ending when told to Kevin Costner made him break out in a cold sweat ? A. All right if I must Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. All right if I must Q. To which answer were you trying to respond, because that Worldshaker whasisname was faster than you. Do you want to try again? A. And then the mailman metamorphosized into Alan Rickman, and all was right with the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. To which answer were you trying to respond, because that Worldshaker whasisname was faster than you. Do you want to try again? A. And then the mailman metamorphosized into Alan Rickman, and all was right with the world. Q. What Christmas story ending when told by Bruce Willis made his ex-wife accuse him of deliberately mixing his films with fiction in order to screw with his kids heads ? A. There'll be nothing left for us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. There'll be nothing left for us Q: What is the main problem with letting Zornwil lead the attack? A: Twenty-four hours of unrestricted looting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the main problem with letting Zornwil lead the attack? A: Twenty-four hours of unrestricted looting. Q. What do robbers like most about Christmas Day ? A. It takes us two years to train people like you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. It takes us two years to train people like you. Q: I've been here for two years and now I'm taking a better offer elsewhere... why are you having such a fit over this? A: The art of improvisation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I've been here for two years and now I'm taking a better offer elsewhere... why are you having such a fit over this? A: The art of improvisation. Q. What sort of painting do comedians do ? A. I used to blast away and not hit a sausage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I used to blast away and not hit a sausage Q: Why did The Spleen refuse to eat meat other than sausage after he worked at the meat processing plant? A: Professor Plumb, in the Study, with the rope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did The Spleen refuse to eat meat other than sausage after he worked at the meat processing plant? A: Professor Plumb, in the Study, with the rope. Q. Ok class, can you tell me who killed President Lincoln, where and how. Yes, Michael ? A. This is only the beginning, they won't stop now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Ok class, can you tell me who killed President Lincoln, where and how. Yes, Michael ? A. This is only the beginning, they won't stop now. Q: All the brake fluid had leaked out of RebbeccaRed's Car. Should we tell them? A: fudge on a stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: All the brake fluid had leaked out of RebbeccaRed's Car. Should we tell them? A: fudge on a stick Q. Ok what is your tooth friendly low calorie treat for kids to replace ice cream and lollipops ? A. Muck and filth, it's like a pigsty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Muck and filth, it's like a pigsty Q: What offhand comment from one diplomat to another set off WWIII? A: Another useful technique in weight control is the use of "negative stimulus therapy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Ok what is your tooth friendly low calorie treat for kids to replace ice cream and lollipops ? A. Muck and filth, it's like a pigsty Q: Since you nvited me over, how clean can I expect you r house? A: I think it has a virus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Since you nvited me over, how clean can I expect you r house? A: I think it has a virus. Q. Has your toaster got the hiccups ? A. Then we are blind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Has your toaster got the hiccups ? A. Then we are blind Q: Your highness, if you keep doing that, you'll go blind. A: Actually, you can keep a good man down, It just requires chains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Actually, you can keep a good man down, It just requires chains. Q: So we caught Dudley DoRight, but I hear it's impossible to hold this guy... any advice? A: I don't know what "boinging" is, but I'll bet MightyBec does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't know what "boinging" is' date=' but I'll bet MightyBec does.[/quote'] Q: Can I get some "boinging" here? A: A triangle dance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can I get some "boinging" here? A: A triangle dance Q. What social event predated the Square Dance for all those who did not get it ? A. It's all right, I'll see to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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