DocMan Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I admire your courage' date=' but that's just a dumb idea.[/quote'] Q: Hey, Brain! What say I just march over there and tell that mean 'ol cat to wear this bell or else?!? Narf! A: Mice aren't normally that tall. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mice aren't normally that tall. Q: Why don't you like the concept of Mickey & Minnie @ Disneyland greeting kids? A: Be careful, lest he slip you a Mickey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Be careful' date=' lest he slip you a Mickey.[/quote'] Q: So what advice did you give your sister on her date with one of the Monkees? A: My, that's a mighty big missile. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what advice did you give your sister on her date with one of the Monkees? A: My, that's a mighty big missile. Doc Q: What did that woman just say whrn the Hulk lost his pants? A: Taco, Taco, Taco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Taco' date=' Taco, Taco[/quote'] Q: Those are three lovely pies. What kind are they? A: I never wanted this kind of responsibility. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I never wanted this kind of responsibility. Q: You are going to wash your hands after the stink you just made in the bathroom, aren't you? A: For the 2008 presidential bid, I give you Ross Perot with running mate Dan Quayle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You are going to wash your hands after the stink you just made in the bathroom, aren't you? A: For the 2008 presidential bid, I give you Ross Perot with running mate Dan Quayle. Q. What tipped off the Republican party big wigs that George W was determined not to be upstaged by someone from his own party ? A. 23 without loss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What tipped off the Republican party big wigs that George W was determined not to be upstaged by someone from his own party ? A. 23 without loss Q: what is you record for keeping your car keys? A: The last time, I saw Memphis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: what is you record for keeping your car keys? A: The last time, I saw Memphis Q. This Elvis brand LSD, what do you see while under its influence ? A. none Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. This Elvis brand LSD, what do you see while under its influence ? A. none Q: so, how many other people where in the mosh pit with you? A; your looking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: so, how many other people where in the mosh pit with you? A; your looking Q: Now, I'm going to turn my back so you can change out of your drag queen outfit and getting ready for the board meeting..... what? A: But you promised to love me until death do us part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Now, I'm going to turn my back so you can change out of your drag queen outfit and getting ready for the board meeting..... what? A: But you promised to love me until death do us part. Q: Why did you tie me up and start disecting me, just because I asked for a divorce? A: You have to be able to touch the ground Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: You have to be able to touch the ground Q: what's the first rule in landing this thing? A: I wasn't naked, I simply didn't have any clothes on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I wasn't naked' date=' I simply didn't have any clothes on.[/quote'] Q: They won't show this commercial clip during the Super Bowl because you're naked in it. What excuse will you give your attorney to sue over it? A: Kill all the lawyers, except those that play RPGs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: They won't show this commercial clip during the Super Bowl because you're naked in it. What excuse will you give your attorney to sue over it? A: Kill all the lawyers, except those that play RPGs. Q) WHat is the amended HERO board mantra? A) Absofrickinlutely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) WHat is the amended HERO board mantra? A) Absofrickinlutely. Q. Gee Coach, are you sure it's a good idea to strip naked, cover ourselves in Jello and charge the Oakland Raiders ? A. I came straight from Berlin an hour ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. I came straight from Berlin an hour ago Q: Hey, DT, why are your arms so tired? A: My kung fu is better than your kung fu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, DT, why are your arms so tired? A: My kung fu is better than your kung fu. Q) OWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Why did you do that?!?!? A) It turned out that the hokey pokey IS what it's all about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) It turned out that the hokey pokey IS what it's all about. Q: So, Chad, what did you discover on your journey to find enlightenment? A: I have laundry to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, Chad, what did you discover on your journey to find enlightenment? A: I have laundry to do. Q) And you, Kirby, what did you find? A) The order of St. Fnord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) And you, Kirby, what did you find? Hey, you were absofrikinlutely correct. A) The order of St. Fnord. Q: Where did Brain find Pinky? A: That's also known as Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's also known as Martin Luther King' date=' Jr. Day.[/quote'] Q: What about Monday? A: It's a BANK holiday, not a SPANK holiday! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What about Monday? A: It's a BANK holiday, not a SPANK holiday! Doc Q: Why are the girls of Castle Anthrax disapointed about Monday? A; I won't do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I won't do that Q: Is it true that you would do anything for love? A: Its only neurology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Its only neurology. Q: Klytus, do you have a medical degree saying you can operate on DocMan's nervous system? A: Why, yes, I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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