tkdguy Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 Ever notice how automated toilets aren't fully automated? There's always one element (usually the soap dispenser or paper towel dispenser) that has to be done manually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 Revisionism will have gone too far if and when they make 007 a female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 Trick question?!? Moi? Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 Heaven deliver me from anxious pre-meds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 Heaven deliver me some anti-anxiety meds. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 Heaven deliver me from some meds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 Murderhobos Inc. The most popular guild for adventurers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 I think someone here just farted out an entire broccoli forest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 Generally speaking, birds do not wear wing tips on their wing tips. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 Thank god you stopped me, officer. A man just jumped into my trunk and shot himself fourteen times! tkdguy and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 The moss is growing faster in Antarctica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 So, I might be allergic to my computer mouse? Awesome. This day just keeps getting better and better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 Ah yes, so THAT'S why I don't wear contacts or earrings very often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 Crema Mexicana is the Burrata of sour creams... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 That's LAWFUL Good, not Waffle Good! Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 We Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 They hired me to do numbers, and they are surprised when I give them numbers. Odd, these literature types. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 OMG, another hard-core female jock who now wants to become a doctor. I wonder if it's a new subspecies. EDIT: Ah well. Better a doctor than a politician. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Happiness is an empty inbox. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 Gödel, Escher, and Spandex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 Don't mock the Beard of Evil! Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 Angular momentum, the least intuitive of the fundamental conservation laws! Sit and spin, wastrels! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 What part of I don't want to see that are you not getting?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 Bull[bleep]. I know for a fact you use your depression as a weapon against others who dare to disagree with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 The more things change, the more they fall apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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