Cancer Posted June 1, 2017 Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 The cat is stoned out of his mind, and it seems to be a paranoid state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 1, 2017 Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 Pigs don't have thumbs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 1, 2017 Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 What's a few brain cells among friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2017 Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 Can't these people do anything by themselves?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 Oh, good. Now four total strangers think I'm an idiot. How did I screw that up so badly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 1, 2017 Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 Practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 Six stars, seven different velocities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 Did anyone get the number of that sequitur? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 When the going gets weird, the weird get comfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 Rutabaga and quinoa sandwiches for everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 I remember the good old days, when Gandalf's beard was just five o'clock shadow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 Monkey muffins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 There goes the bottle of 2 Gingers Irish. Not bad, but there's stuff I like better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 It's reassuring I'm not the only target for the "Engineer" voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Next, class, we will conjugate the German regular verb "upf***en", to f*** up. Correctly conjugate this verb and use it correctly in a sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 I really ought to clean my glasses more frequently than once every three weeks or so. Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 78 jillion cubic dollars! Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 Rats, that was the last of the whiskey sours. Well, at least the kids got to try them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 I once searched for The Lays of Beleriand (History of Middle-earth vol. 3) in a local bookstore. The clerk thought it was a porn story! Cancer and Burrito Boy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 In the summer, I read about Napoleon. Note: Sunday will mark the 202nd anniversary of the Battle of Waterloo. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 The act of tossing a dirty sock into a laundry hamper is quite alarming to the cat sleeping in that hamper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 I wish the cat would get better. Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 Nomenclature is not destiny, but a locale called Gopher Flats seems unlikely to become a major metropolis. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 Jumping me during my vacation to whine in defense about your Mary Sue character's actions in a PBEM is a good way to get on my "Cygnia's Gonna Have to Shank a [bLEEP]" list. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 25, 2017 Report Share Posted June 25, 2017 "That's not a package of gourmet green olives! Those are baby mice for snake food!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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