tkdguy Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 I went to this medieval combat seminar. All we did was throw pommels at one another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 FRESH RAW DATA! Masses of fresh raw data! DATAGASM!! Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 A flock of crows flew overhead as I was walking to the train depot last night. Those birds were agitated for some reason. And some lady was walking her cat without a leash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 Energized by maths Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 Dum Dum Arsenal is not the place they manufacture and issue incompetent minions. It is the place where dum-dum cartridges were originally developed, however. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 Quote Galvanize Seattle Data Science Capstone Showcase (September) But what if Seattle doesn't want to be dipped in molten zinc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 It's not you, Frozen Custard; it's me -- and I'm seeing a new ice cream place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 "... blah blah blah moldy pizza blah blah--" "Thou blaspheme!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 It ain't sandbagging if your team really does suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 I can't find the "Any" key that I'm supposed to press in order to continue. Does that mean I have to keep wearing this fish suit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 6, 2018 Report Share Posted September 6, 2018 How much blood would a blood duck duck if the blood ducks could duck blood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 What would be worse than a mylar confetti cannon in a server closet? tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 I find myself impatiently waiting for a real 3-D display. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Channel-flipping this morning, and the set shows me channel number & show title before the picture pops in. Show title is "Every Woman's Dream". Never heard of it before. (After the fact, seems to be a movie.) When the picture finally displays ... it's an ad for a toilet cleaning product. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 C'est ne pas un secateur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 nanohertz. (once every two weeks ~= 827 nanohertz) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 Dammit, when I say convert UTC to PST, I mean Pacific Standard Time. I am not some lazy mindless sysadmin who wants to think his is the only clock in the whole damn universe and therefore it should never change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 'Lasagna' is a subset of 'Pasta'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 Contemplating creation of panic by dumping a cubic yard of fluorescent green rubber duckies into the lake with a few floating signs that say RADIOACTIVE QUACKERY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 My cat is fascinated by the new cable box... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 People look to me like I've got things all figured out, when in reality, I'm not entirely certain what day it is today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 When the Winds of Change start to blow ... ... everyone gets pelted with nickels. Lucius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 I'm so sick of this book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 Oh, rats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 Quote Permit me for a moment to talk about mirrors. I know, I know, this is off to a bad start. Fear not; it will get worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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