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Starlord

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  1. Solitaire, crossword puzzles, Candy Crush - all are proven methods for killing time flies.
  2. It's just a delivery drone for Dominos pizza and Amazon.
  3. You've got me?! Who's got you?!
  4. One wonders at the religious and socio-political ramifications if the holy land had been in, say, Brussels.
  5. Bah, this is all about greed for Thanos. Kill off everyone guaranteed for a huge sequel - the GotG, Dr. Strange, new Spider-Man, and Black Panther. Disney stock plummets, Thanos buys all Disney stock cheap and then revive your cash cows. Perfect.
  6. ...and his best friends. ...and most importantly, his hair.
  7. Hmmm. *Tries to imagine Trump being able to spell escalation*
  8. NOOOO! Why are you back? You had escaped...y-you'd made it out of this place! WTH, man!?!?
  9. That's nothing compared to using a knife to get jelly on your toast....
  10. So if he gives the hammer to someone else would he be passing Gasse?
  11. Setting up the MCU Armor Wars storyline...well done, Marvel Studios.
  12. Also, Comcast is evil. Not mega-corporation evil. Like, old testament evil. Cthulhu evil. Guy-who-doesn't-like-bacon-evil.
  13. They're gonna make another Bill and Ted
  14. I would call my hammer 'Swedish Fish' because they are unstoppable.
  15. It's possible Thanos' secret motivation was to protect all his video game high scores...it all makes sense now.
  16. Death is not in the movie...go away until you've seen the movie, Tribble!
  17. Was he wearing a parachute?!?! No. No, he wasn't.
  18. He wins Best Nipples on a Superhero Costume hands-down. Although, Kilmer gives him a run for his money.
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