Starlord

Damn! This f*&^ing research is f^&*ing brilliant.

As I've repeatedly stated, I'm not sure why something that can't possibly exist needs to 'make sense'. Each to his own though, I guess.

That would sound perfect if some of the words were mixed up and it was said in Frank Oz's voice. Just sayin'.

Doesn't that mean you're never gonna dance again?

After seeing Dr. Strange one more time, it doesn't really seem like general magic is that wonderful. I felt like the after credits scene with Mordo could've gone something like - Mordo - The world has TOO MANY SORCERERS! The Punisher steps onscreen and hands Mordo a Glock 21 pistol. Mordo gives him a quizzical look. Punisher - You wanna get rid of the sorcerers, right? I've seen them fight...this should be all you need. Seriously.

Does it matter? Clearly, there are special individuals in the MCU. The MCU is not our universe, it obviously does not have the same laws of physics as our own. Applying the workings of our reality wouldn't make any sense.

Not to mention how difficult it is to explain something that doesn't actually exist. At best, since NO EXPLANATION will ever be sufficient for everyone, leaving it vague is the only obvious choice.

'Magic' merely seems to be - the knowledge and skill to manipulate cosmic energy beyond the understanding of the universe's normal population. Doesn't need to be any more complicated than that.

Klingons and Romulans can own birds of prey, what can't the Irish?

OU812?

Eh, that already happened, and

POTUS probably...person, no...I don't know of any acts of mass genocide on his resume, yet.

Are you saying I'm fired?

Why you gouda brie so mean?

Isn't it their 'holier than thou' attitude?

The obvious visual appeal of dried feces over moist feces isn't readily apparent to you?

Doesn't that look like this?

...they also don't like monopolies on tea sales that favor British companies.

I prefer pillaging to sacking.

Am I going to start seeing flow charts and decision trees decorating the walls of this thread?

WOW, did you really go there?

Since when does personal mean polite?

Serious questions? Did I miss another memo?

Didn't you just question his question while simultaneously asking him if he's questioning the previous question?

What if they're calling for your charming personality?