Super Squirrel

Re: The cranky thread
 
stressed more than cranky...
Impending doom the form of Organic Chemistry Test looming my way. Possible Doom of Genetic Analysis test averted, or so I will believe until my test gets back and tries to prove me otherwise. Evolutionary Genetics Weekly paper...yet to be done for tomorrow!
 
That and RHPS is into the final moves and I have yet to get James to take me to go buy a corset, wich I NEED ASAP! Other thn that my costume is done. Except the shoes. Evil Shoes. Where the Hell am I supposed to find WHITE shoes in a 12 that don't cost an arm and a leg?!
 
Oh well...must go to rehersal.

Re: "Neat" Pictures
 
An LJ avatar I ran across today . . .

Play nice!

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
Perhaps one of the best photoshop contests I have seen in a long time on Fark
"In celebration of $500,000 in taxpayer money going to paint a fish on a plane, photoshop some other ideas for the government to paint on aircraft"
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1698448

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
My rep power and my age are currently the same..... funky.....

Re: Aldaric Gaming Presents: Easthaven
 
Nice!
 
But you might want to make the registration page go back to the home page. People may get confused and register more than once.

I am proud to announce the first ever Hero System community developed campaign setting. The Easthaven Campaign is a High Fantasy game setting where heroes start weak and must work their way up to become powerful heroes.
 
The Ivory Tower system that allows for multi-user development is a project Aldaric Gaming has been designing for more than two months now. Based, loosely on the concept behind Wikipedia. You need only register an account and you can immediately begin editting the selections available. Because the Ivory Tower system is far from finished, new submissions are currently restricted. If you would like to be able to create new items all you need to do is ask at this time.
 
The Ivory Tower system is not finished by a long shot. Their are many features that are on my to-do list to be added later. At the time of this post, the site currently allows development of settlements, guilds, heroes, items, points of interest, and historical entries.
 
Feel free to register and improve the campaign world. I keep edit archives of all entries so cases of information being deleted, the information can be restored.
 
Please feel free to post any feedback on the site (good or bad) here or on my Aldaric Gaming forum. I'm aware of most of the problems so far on the site, but you might have something I hadn't thought of.
 
Register and Login at: http://aldaric.com

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 

Eh. I hadn't considered that. Sorry!
 
Should I edit my posts so there's only one pic per post (and thus no more than 15 per page, if you're using the forum defaults)?

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 
Some days I wish all advertising would be banned.
 
At least one day a year would be great.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 
Thanks for the well wishes everyone (and the birthday rep Alice ), it looks like we are getting a handle on it finally. We're talking to Symantec and will be sending them some things to analyze. At least it looks like I'll be going home at a decent hour tonight. Well, back to work...

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 
A client brought a litter of golden retriever puppies to my
veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming. As the
look-alike pups squirmed over and under one another in their
box, I realized it would be difficult to tell the treated
ones from the rest. I turned on the water faucet, wet my
fingers, and moistened each dog's head when I had finished.
 
After the fourth puppy, I noticed my hitherto talkative
client had grown silent. As I sprinkled the last pup's head,
the woman leaned forward and whispered, "I didn't know they
had to be baptized."

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
In case you missed the newsletter C-- was Champsguy and was banned.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
 
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're 30 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."
 
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Democrat."
 
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
 
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
 
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."
 
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
 
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, then you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 
She isn't a skank. She is a baby vending machine.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

Animal Control says I have to do the dirty work and then call them back.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
I really enjoy photoshopping Jack Chick tracts.
 
My latest favorite for those not in the thread:

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
I really enjoy photoshopping Jack Chick tracts.
 
My latest favorite for those not in the thread:

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
I thought of a very amusing practical joke.
 
Get a group of people together and dress all but one of them up in Orange Jump suits that say Department of Corrections and get the other person dressed up to look like a warden but not enough to give the impression your impersonating an officer. It won't matter that much.
 
As a group go to a movie theater about half-way through the previews. Sit in the middle section near the front and have the "warden" on the end. About 30 minutes into the movie, have one of the people in an orange jumpsuit stand up, look around, and leave through the emergency exit. Make sure the warden doesn't act like he noticed this happened.
 
Watch for reactions.

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Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck! May all 0ur base someday be belong to you! May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven. Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe. And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us. Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the f3i off our backs, we'd appreciate it. For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3n 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 
I'm out of coffee!

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 
WOOHOO! PERFECT SCORE ON MY FINAL EXAM!
 
Man, I rock...
 
Now if I can just survive week two of training... still nervous as hell.
 
Michelle
aka
Samuraiko

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 
Girl with Breasts: