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BlueCloud2k2 reacted to L. Marcus in NGD Scenes from a Hat
I dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, pursued by a ravenous pack of wolves.
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BlueCloud2k2 reacted to Bazza in Jokes
A high school teacher was arrested today at Sydney’s Kingsford-Smith International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.
At the press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious extremist Al-Gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the AFP with carrying weapons of math instruction.
'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns;" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, PM Tony Abbott said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
Fellow LNP colleagues told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the Prime Minister Abbott
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BlueCloud2k2 reacted to Logan D. Hurricanes in Jokes
I grew up in a theme park, and the theme was 'trailer.'
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BlueCloud2k2 got a reaction from Shadow Hawk in NGD Scenes from a Hat
Dang! Sniped!
Fed Ex. Santa gets free shipping since he provides the NSA with copies of his Naughty/Nice List
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BlueCloud2k2 reacted to Bazza in A Thread for Random Musings
ATT: death tribble
http://www.nerdacy.com/2014/10/14/gillian-anderson-really-wants-to-be-in-the-new-ghostbusters-movie/
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BlueCloud2k2 reacted to Pariah in NGD Scenes from a Hat
"What is a 'reboot disc', and why did it come to me instead of Tony Stark?"
(Too soon? )
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BlueCloud2k2 reacted to Cygnia in The Non Sequitor Thread
Now that I'm an adult, I actually now appreciate socks for Christmas, naps, and liver.
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BlueCloud2k2 reacted to Pariah in The Last Word
I just got an idea for my next Champions character....
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BlueCloud2k2 reacted to Michael Hopcroft in NGD Scenes from a Hat
"Dear Santa,
Please send me students who truly understand the value of reproducible results.
I've been ever so good this year and haven't detonated a single one of them. Well, there was that one little accident, but that can't be held against me.
Yours,
Cancer."
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BlueCloud2k2 reacted to Pariah in The Last Word
"Eighteen minutes of action, crammed into three hours of boredom." That's how my dad describes baseball.
And as far as basketball goes, Dad once told a pollster, "If the NBA All-Stars were playing in my back yard, I wouldn't turn on the porch light to watch them."
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BlueCloud2k2 got a reaction from L. Marcus in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
This sounds familiar for some reason...
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BlueCloud2k2 reacted to Cancer in The Non Sequitor Thread
I verbalize the expression "You f***ing moron" a lot when I grade exams.
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BlueCloud2k2 reacted to tkdguy in The Non Sequitor Thread
The other night I dreamed that my cousin and I were guests on Conan O'Brien's show. After chatting for a bit, it was time for our musical number. So my cousin and I stood up and started singing. Conan was accompanying on the guitar.
I told my sister about it. She thinks it's an awesome dream.
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BlueCloud2k2 reacted to Old Man in Quote of the Week From My Life.
"So what is Groot, anyway?"
"He is Groot."
"Yes, but what is he supposed to be?"
"He is Groot."
"Very funny."
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BlueCloud2k2 reacted to Hermit in Complicate the Person Above
Death Tribble invented a tasteless, odorless poison that does double damage against Sicilians even when death is on the line
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BlueCloud2k2 got a reaction from Burrito Boy in A Game Of Questions
Have you never heard of Encyclopedia Brown?
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BlueCloud2k2 reacted to L. Marcus in Complicate the Person Above
BC flings Tonka toys with his mini-trebuchet. The cat is not amused.
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BlueCloud2k2 reacted to Bazza in The Last Word
These 30 Inventions Seem Fake But Are Totally REAL.
http://boredomtherapy.com/amazing-real-inventions/
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BlueCloud2k2 got a reaction from L. Marcus in The Last Word
Yes, I have a Mini-Me
The world shall fear!
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BlueCloud2k2 got a reaction from tkdguy in Musings on Random Musings
Actually, I'm surprised nobody clued into this muse in response to my pun:
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BlueCloud2k2 reacted to Bazza in The Last Word
Woah...this thread finally overtook Longest Running Thread Ever.
WE ARE #1
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BlueCloud2k2 got a reaction from L. Marcus in The Last Word
A couple of weeks ago my son wanted to sit with us during our DnD Game, and was having fun playing with his Godmother's dice tower. I decided to make him one, and finally finished it last night. He loves it
Gotta get him started early
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BlueCloud2k2 got a reaction from Pariah in The Last Word
Student loans are officially paid off. W00t!