Michael Hopcroft
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why does it take so long to assemble the Ancient Mirror of Ultimate Power? A: And the profanity went on for several more agonizing minutes.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Will Carry Out My Master Plan 4 Food"
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: From the homeowner's point of view, please interpret "There Will Come Soft Rains" by Bradbury. A: And we have a consensus: dogs do not make good Congressmen.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the worst part of being an elephant keeper? A: The hills are alive!
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Indiana Jones and Raiders of the Lost Scooter Indy loses his scooter and must travel to the Ends of the Earth (or at least the nearest strip mall) to find it, not realizing he could simply buy a new one. NT: Unexpected things that are cheaper to replace than to repair.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Built the evil Frankenpoodle to terrorize the neighborhood cats.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Britney Spears is Sister Justice, the Heroic Nun!
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What makes you think Bowser plaaanted that bomb? A: All I have is this big bowl of Froot Loops.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Here you go, little kitties! Don't you want to meet Kaa, my pet python? KAA! STOP THAT!" NT: Ways to improve college football that nobody's thought of yet.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Forg ala Peach, and/or Peach ala Frog
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who do you call when your cat runs away from home? A: And that, sir, is why crossbreeding rabbits with panthers and then attaching jet engines to them is a bad idea.
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Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas Cold Shower: When cast on a person, it makes them uninterested in romance, if you know what I mean, for the next 12 hours or until it is dispelled. Probably best built as Mind Control and resisted by ECV.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Serve all twelve animals of the Chinese Zodiac buffet-style.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: You put whoopee cushions on every seat at the table? Why? A: The part that begins with "N" and ends with "O".
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who is responsible for that bird with eight legs? A: Excuse me, that's MY Senate Seat you're in.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Your new bestseller is composed entirely of typographical errors! How did you manage that? A: Love, look away from me!
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: OKay, I've swallowed Excalibur. Do you have any Pepto-Bismol? A: Here is your throat back. Thanks for the loan.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you see when you visit the State Hospital? A: Try to run, try to hide -- break on through to the other side!
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Green is on special today. NT: The worst conceivable color for an office-suitable dress shirt or blouse.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat My name got pulled out of the "Instant Fame" hat. Unfortunately, someone else got the "Instant Fortune".... NT: Things you do not want to be famous for (Difficulty: nothing criminal or sexual)
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Every time she opens her mouth she emits a destructive beam. Oddly enough, nobody seems to notice the difference. NT: Subtle signs that you've wasted your fifteen minutes of fame.
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Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas Recently Lucky was given a new charm (the Hourglass) that enabled him to manipulate time. This is a rather frightening power for a leprechaun to have when you think about it.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?