Michael Hopcroft
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK, now the turkey is in tiny ribbons all over the table. Who wants dark meat? A: Light, dark, it's all Turkey to me.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does that pea-sized chunk of antimatter do that's any use? A: I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Death to ME!"
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Make a sculpture of Brandon Roy out of stuffing and mashed potatoes. NT: Subtle signs that your team's top draft pick is out of his mind.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Cook a Turk dinner. NT: Subtle signs that your Thanksgiving is going to be worse than you expected.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why yes, I did just grope Power Girls in am embarrassing place. Why do you ask? A: Forget the night! Live with us in Forests of Azure!
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Try and mass-produce Centipede-Mobiles, because everybody on Earth, deep down inside, wants a Centipede-Mobile to call their own.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you learn the Secrets of the Universe? A: I'd line to get some sleep before I travel, but if you've got a warrant I guess you're gonna come in.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Crosshair Collie dancing to anything by Megumi Hayashibara. Just to see the look of disgust on his face. NT: Now that North Korea is again off-limits to tourists, what is the new destination for tourist seeking a view of Hell on Earth? (Difficulty: No references to New Jersey).
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: The Digital and Pocket Watches got eaten by the tiger! Is there anyone left who can tell us the time? A: Even the vultures have better taste than to eat him.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "We didn't dig this pit, did we?" "Don't just stand there thinking aloud -- PULL ME OUT!"
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hello, I'm Dr. Lecter. Pleased to e -- MEET you."
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can you describe the contents of Uwe Boll's resume? A: It's a Man's Life taking your clothes off in public.
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Re: Kung Fu Animals Heaven help the cook. "I ordered pheasant! PHEASANT!"
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Working with Multiform
Michael Hopcroft replied to Michael Hopcroft's topic in HERO System Discussion
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: So he put the moves on the French maid right in the middle of her cleaning? A: I look forward to seeing you on the Field of Honor.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why shouldn't Hugh Hefner become an NFL owner? A: Some call it heavenly in its brilliance.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, are you planning to see Four Christmases? A: It's gonna rain a month of Sundays.
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