Michael Hopcroft
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happened to that mouse you were going to feed to the ulperdockers? A: That's the trouble with a cloned species. You've seen one Sontaran, you've seen them all.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Harvey. A man's best friend is an invisible rabbit and his sister wants him institutionalized.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Go shopping at your FLGS (as opposed to Wal-mart). NT: Reasons it's a bad idea to shoot hedgehogs into orbit.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is this the pail of water I can fetch without the risk of serious injury? A: I said I'd fix your little red wagon! Here! Fresh coat of paint and everything!
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Rent Tora! Tora! Tora! (The best and most even-handed film portrayal of the attack, from the perspective of both sides.) There's really nothing funny to say about Pearl Harbor.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: I've been reprieved from being executed! No noose is good noose, right? A: Nobody wants to know him; they can see that he's just a fool.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The outcome of your kid's Little League game. NT: More reasons not to take up professional gambling.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat An ad for Mrs. Mooney's Pie Shop. NT: Subtle signs that you spend waaaaay too much time playing poker.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Cement Swimsuit issue is the most popular annual event among the readers of Mafia Illustrated.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "And this is the scene where you jump into the molten lava. Yes, that's real lava -- I wouldn't settle for anything less. The audience wants realism. Go at it!"
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Play-what-you-roll random generation. NT: The aliens have landed! We need help! We need....
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. BOOM! NT: Fed up with being dinner every November, the turkeys rebel and....
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "This is Neptune, God of the Seas. Thanks for your call -- I'm not in right now, but leave a message after the tone and I'll get back to you. BEEP!"
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Oh bleep, now I'm going to be late for my salon appointment.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK, now the turkey is in tiny ribbons all over the table. Who wants dark meat? A: Light, dark, it's all Turkey to me.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does that pea-sized chunk of antimatter do that's any use? A: I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Death to ME!"
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Make a sculpture of Brandon Roy out of stuffing and mashed potatoes. NT: Subtle signs that your team's top draft pick is out of his mind.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Cook a Turk dinner. NT: Subtle signs that your Thanksgiving is going to be worse than you expected.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why yes, I did just grope Power Girls in am embarrassing place. Why do you ask? A: Forget the night! Live with us in Forests of Azure!
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Try and mass-produce Centipede-Mobiles, because everybody on Earth, deep down inside, wants a Centipede-Mobile to call their own.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you learn the Secrets of the Universe? A: I'd line to get some sleep before I travel, but if you've got a warrant I guess you're gonna come in.