Michael Hopcroft

Go to the dresser and get out your slingshot. They're VIPER agents. That should be sufficient force to drive them away.

DT needs new things to stalk, that don't bother with those pesky restraining orders.
 
NT: Subtle signs you might need to get a restraining order on your high school Chemistry teacher.

That's the bait of choice if you want a great angling fight and a chance to land a big bunch of bacon from your boat. Just make sure your knots are well tied, you have a sharp, strong thin-wire hook, and maintain pressure on the catch while keeping the rod pointed well below horizontal so the bending strain is near the midpoint of the rod (or even further back) rather than near the tip.

Menton: "If you're going to ask me about my childhood, perhaps you should consider that little incident you had in the tenth grade with the PE teacher...."
 
NT: Subtle signs you might want to give up your Clippers playoff tickets.

When I was pointed to this on a BRP board (BRP is the system used for Runequest, which has a thing for ducks in fantasy) I assumed it was a theatrical short for release with The Hobbit -- until I realized it was a year early.
 
Turns out if was made to accompany WB's sitcom-style Looney Tunes Show, which features Bugs and Daffy as housemates in suburban LA (well, actually Bugs is a successful entrepreneur and Daffy is an incompetent freeloader who, like so many sitcom freeloaders, justifies it by saying his next scheme will make him rich).

By some "coincidence", the family that just moved in next door to the Parrs is headed by pair of anti-supers crusaders whose children have superpowers themselves (that they keep secret from their parents). Making it really awkward when the oldest son develops a crush on Violet.

By some "coincidence", the family that just moved in next door to the Parrs is headed by pair of anti-supers crusaders whose children have superpowers themselves (that they keep secret from their parents). Making it really awkward when the oldest son develops a crush on Violet.

Wind farm stocks are about to take a big hit....

Defender's personal retreat. Why should the bad guys get all the cool toys?

He's been dead for more than 40 years and people are still talking about him.  He must have known something.

We Do Know ****: The Story of Gastroenterology.
 
NT: Subtle signs that maybe Jim Morrison wasn't out of his mind after all.

Q: I know how to solve the energy crisis -- take all the grass and hay we can find and feed it to cows!
 
A: There are no ethically appropriate ways to reduce the temperature of the planet.

Q: What phrase does no professional athlete ever hear after their latest transgression?
 
A: I had no idea puppies would explode like that.

Q: Where can I find the worst cellphone reception in the Universe?
 
A: You think that's impressive, you should see the bill.

"Let's recite pi!"

"Yakkity Sax" plays as Kinetic races to get the nuclear bomb out of Millenium City.
 
NT: Subtle signs the vital report you are about to give to the board of directors was actually written by Princess UniKitty.

Myself.

The copier/printer/fax machine in my office.
 
Oops, that's what I want to hit with the deadliest melee weapon in the Toon campaign that my life has become.
 
Which would be my soda 1-liter travel cup.

The first single from a new album inspired by Don Rosa's graphic novel The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck. The video features Rosa drawing, and the sheer joy on his face as he works is utterly infectious.

They sent you on a surprise mission, and you've already bought movie tickets.
 
NT: Products of the American consumer society that should really go over big in just about any alternate universe you care to name.

Meet the new owner of the Miami Marlins, Foxbat. The team has a Master Plan to win the World Series, but it changes every week.
 
NT: Subtle signs you picked the wrong day to offend Scrooge McDuck.

Keep her the mother-loving heck away from the Jets.
 
NT: Why naming your pro football team after a fictional gang of street youths might not have been such a good idea.

War at the breakfast table! It's The "Leggo my Eggo!" Movie!

Q: Is my chili that unorthodox?
 
A: Spaceship! SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP!!!

Snowball fighting, and timed construction of snow forts. Putting it on will be a challenge if Sochi continues to need to import snow.