Christougher

I don't know who that is, so I'm going with the cat.

Haven't they made movies about this being a BAD IDEA?!?!

Somebody dictated that over the phone while on Novacaine?

To be honest, all I was looking for was justifying the mulletpower.

You see a Mexican Indian dressed in historical garb including a red cape. He says, "My name is Kentlclarkl, but you may call me Super Mayan."

John Deere Green Lantern

Maybe he should see what a real foot looks like.

Did you ever notice all the prehensile hair types are female? Does nobody want to see long haired men? Call him Handlebar, maybe give him a mulletpower of various tricks...

My wife asked which Neil was the author. I said Gaiman. The astrophysicist is Degrasse-Tyson. The austronaut is Armstrong. The actor is Patrick Harris. The supervillain is Before Zod.

I thought you said Beer, stat!, so here you go. 🍺

Don't worry, just pay your taxes...

We can only hope...

Speaking of, Disney has apparently renamed *that* outfit of Leia's, the HuttSlayer outfit.

When it's all groan up.

Your daily Laffy Taffy?

Discowboy

You killed my father, prepare to dye...

If someone made a mini diorama of a store running a game... then I'm impressed.

He would have mentioned the squirrels, but he can't count that high.

Shouldn't the blades be giving off light? Or dark?

FTFY. Now, who's old enough to get that?

I was running a sci fi game, setting based on the Master of Orion computer games. The Antareans had almost extincted the Humans before vanishing, so things were rebuilding from near-zero but climbing quickly. Recovery and growth was teh constant goal, and the PCs were an elite special operations crew. They had enough hometime to see the effects of advancement - a crewmember with a prosthetic arm was transplanted a cloned arm, the farmer planted a field of the new high yield grain, etc. Targetted genetic sequencing was discovered, a way to repair flaws or weaknesses (as 10 XP of bonus CHA) was announced, and one character's special needs daughter was approached to be an early adopter. PC said no, and that was mildly surprising but understandable. The discovery goes mainstream and the military wants all its soldiers to benefit from the improvement, so of course, they want to start with their elite special operations crew. Except that they all refused, to the point of resigning from service. I was so dumbfounded, I couldn't backtrack orfix things. It killed the campaign. Chris.

Possibly similar circumstance. Trailer park had three rows for mobile homes when an ordinace passed requiring them to have actual street names for mail delivery. Owner dutifully ordered and installed three street signs for "Bureacrats", "Cause", and "Expense". Chris.

Which one? The green nano cloud, or the pulse blast?

They're all bad, but they can all be managed.