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Mightybec

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    Why am I reading ghost threads, at night, in a haunted building...
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    Q: What did Georgia Frontiere dream about while in a drunken haze? A: It'll all work out next year.
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    Q: What do Rams player mumble to themselves after they snap? A: That had to hurt.
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    Spank me and call me childish, but fart jokes always make me chuckle.
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    Q: Name three things that make dogs happy. A: Here's a hanky.
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    Wow. This Titans - Ravens game is already better than the last 3 superbowls I've watched
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    If the palm of your hand itches, you soon will be receiving money. If the back of your head itches, you soon will be receiving lice shampoo.
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    My experimental post in the star thread proves that most people don't completely read posts in a thread.
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    Just let me do it my way for a change, dammit.
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    Does someone out there have an extra gift wrapping gene? I seem to have been born without one. Hell, a water buffalo could do a better job than I've done...
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    Q: What do you get when you have a scottish drinking festival, and no toilets? A: I think I need to get a penecillan shot. Thanks.
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    I've been called "cold and heartless" by some, and "funny in a crazy way" by others. Can these two traits coexist?
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    How much time would it take to set up a 5 minute stand up routine?
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    What's with all the bouncy boobie avatars lately?
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    Penthouse forum letters contain the most readable lesbian romances that I've ever seen.
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    Q: What did the doctor say your problem was, dear? A: It should work. It says so right in this diagram.
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    Q: Name three things in a proper pimp-mobile. A: I didn't think it could do that.
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    Q: Twenty dollars for Half and Half? You must be joking... A: It's not pretty, but it works.
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    Q: What are three things that give you pink eye? A: PLEASEEEE? I've been really good this year.
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    Ear wax tastes funny.
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    Why are ceirtain ethnic foods great for a nation, but completely unpalatable for me? Take Greek food, for instance. Why is it that the things that should be warm are served cold, and vice versa?
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    I can watch a full 24 hour marathon of "A Christmas Story" and never get tired of it.
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    That's why you use chloroform, you silly.
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    Why is it that the best way to score with a girl, is to act like you don't want to get her in the sack?
  25. Mightybec
    Recreate the last chapter of Of Mice and Men.
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