Mightybec
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I'm really itchy in an odd place, and theres a bunch of rice in my stool. Maybe I should call the doctor...
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When I'm drinking soda, my two year old son will say "I want some" 25 times before getting upset at me for not giving him some. I also taught him to say " I farted"
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Have them be visited by a commando team a la X-Men 2 armed with heavy fire power and NND's.
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Wow. This thread is back from the dead.
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Crusher would knock out the guard and promptly report him to his supervisor. Nobody likes a turncoat.
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Crusher: After a quickie in an uncomfortable place, Crusher would tell her that he has Hepatitis C and leave.
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Crusher: He would be deeply saddened because his social life just got knocked down a notch or two.
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Q: Is that a boil on your cheek? A: It hurts when I bend it.
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Q: How do I get rid of my excess postage stamps? A: I think it's infected
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Q: Did you use use any KY? A: I think it has something to do with wombats.
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Q: Didn't you tell me that you wouldn't drink at your dyslexia meeting? A: You're either tired, hungry, or have a headache.
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Q: Why don't the little golf pencils have erasers? A: I'm just looking for a little Redemption.
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Q: Do any of these guys actually have a chance of getting a personalized picture from Kara? A: It'll fit, trust me.
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I have a vague memory of Leigon killing someone on Muir Isle, but I don't recall who. So maybe he needs an ass kicking primary attack. Mightybec
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Q: Ummm... Is that a body stuffed underneath your bed? A: No, I don't do that anymore, it leaves marks.
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Q: Did you pass your kidney stone yet? A: 20 seventy year olds at a swingers party.
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Hey now, I work with Nightfly. Be nice... Q: What are the Borg addicted to? A: A shaved cat and a hand full of dries peas
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Q: What would it take for me to go down on Larry Flint? A: Possum surprise.
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Q: What's in most California congressmen's limos? A: It's hairy, but it works.
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Q: What makes forum members act like 13 year old boys? A: If you squint your eyes and turn your head, it looks fine. Mightybec
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Q: I hear that your embarrased about your home made "Intimacy" tape being posted on the internet. A: 9.8 meters per second, squared
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Q: Who are really in charge of the Illuminati? A: Back hair, bad skin, and a weepy boil.
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Q: What do you call a Sailor from Louisiana? A: Twelve Cheerleaders and a chainsaw.
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Q: What did I use to make my high school weekends more fun? A: A squirrel, a mime, and a lit match Mightybec
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Frank?