Samuraiko

Re: Musings on Random Musings Doctor Who. Vampire Hunter D. Dragon Half. Batman Beyond. Johnny Quest. The list is endless. I will not, however, NOT write for Sailor Moon. No, no way, hell will freeze and have stadium seating with a hockey arena first. They'd have to offer me more money than even the highest-winning Powerball lottery. On the bright side, I already have had poetry published, but a complete volume of my work would be nice. Michelle aka Samuraiko

Re: Musings on Random Musings Too bad, book one is almost finished, and I've already outlined and started writing the sequel, which should also kick ass (I hope). And even just looking at the rough art that John did for the cover proves yet again why I married him... just a totally unbelievable idea that so worked. Michelle aka Samuraiko

Re: Musings on Random Musings I wonder if they also handle licensing issues, maybe I could get THEM to buy my book? It's got sex, violence, language, plot, action, hot chicks, hot guys... I'm sure they'd buy it! Wouldn't THAT be nice... Michelle aka Samuraiko

Re: Musings on Random Musings Wishing you luck, man... as a real estate agent, I know that sometimes you just hit obstacle after obstacle until you're ready to kill someone. Hoping you and your lady are out of the shanty and into a home ASAP. Michelle aka Samuraiko

Re: A Thread for Random Musings How far is Kingman from Phoenix? I could always add players to my 7th Sea game. Michelle aka Samuraiko

Re: Musings on Random Musings Well, I dunno about the rest of you, but it's damned aggravating as time approaches a period of celebration and the one thing you can't do is AFFORD it. But I am getting SOMETHING for my husband so there will be at least ONE present under my tree and cards for all my family and friends. Michelle aka Samuraiko

Re: Musings on Random Musings Oh God yes. It takes his fuse a while, but when it goes off, it goes off. And what's really stupid is that he lets little irritating stuff get to him while he blows off the big stuff. Don't ask me why. Unfortunately, at the moment, hubby mine is not quite himself (vague sense of depression, can't tell me why)... so now I gotta be perky and happy to cheer him up, or else I might just let him sleep it off. Michelle aka Samuraiko

Re: Musings on Random Musings Now I know I'm tired. Naptime, boys and girls. See ya manana. John can take over now. Michelle aka Samuraiko

Re: Musings on Random Musings The puns remind me of a song I saw on the Muppet Show... Rowlf: "You may not know this, but I'm really a very sentimental dog. I cry easily. Onions, for instance, always make me cry." *starts to sing in a fair approximation of the voice of Rowlf the Dog on the Muppet Show* Rowlf: "I'll admit I split bananas, take Easter eggs and made them dye But I never harmed an onion, so why do they make me cry? Once I saw a salad dressing, my face went radish, my oh my But I never harmed an onion, so why do they make me cry? Potatos I've mashed, and berries I've crushed, I made an artichoke, and that's not all I've even whipped cream, and beaten an egg... yes I even made a melon bawl! Of all the things above, I'm guilty, if I'm punished then you'll know just why But I never harmed an onion, so why do they make me cry? Oh why do they make me cry?" Thank you. I'm here til Thursday. Try the veal. Michelle aka Samuraiko

Re: Musings on Random Musings John: "No."

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Re: Musings on Random Musings John: "Raising only one eyebrow." A la Mr. Spock. It really is creepy how much they look alike when he does that. It also aggravates me to no end that no matter how hard I practice, I can't do it. I've tried. Grrrr... Michelle aka Samuraiko

Re: Musings on Random Musings John: "Are those all properly placed about four inches ahead of your rectifier?" Michelle: "God that sounds so WRONG!!?!!" *John's laughing* Michelle aka Samuraiko

Re: Musings on Random Musings Get thee to a punnery! John: "Yes, it was just an eyebrow. I've had forty years of practice, you'll have to work a lot harder than that for more." Michelle aka Samuraiko

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Re: Musings on Random Musings You're not supposed to flirt with him, you're supposed to flirt with me. *looks at John* Although we do sorta kinda look alike. John: "Uh... no." Maybe it just depends on how much alcohol you drink. John: "Well, you can flirt with me, you just wouldn't get anything out of it. Except maybe a raised eyebrow." Michelle aka Samuraiko Oh now he's sitting down! This is really gonna get serious!

Re: Musings on Random Musings What the f*** is THAT all about? John: "Wouldn't that be three-backed? Except that I wouldn't be sharing..." I hope for his sake he's not saying I'm big enough to be two, coz if I drive my elbow back right now he'll be vveeerrrryyyy unhappy with me. Now he's laughing at me again. You know, it really is a good thing we're not both on the Internet at the same time, this could get really ugly. Michelle aka Samuraiko

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Re: Musings on Random Musings John: "Hey, Mightybec, you better watch it or I'll sic my god-daughter on you again!" *Michelle turns to look over her shoulder* Michelle: "What's this again thing?" Michelle aka Samuraiko

Re: Musings on Random Musings John: "...Jump my wife?" Hey, I'm just typing what he says. Michelle aka Samuraiko

Re: Musings on Random Musings Ask my husband, he's reading over my shoulder. Michelle aka Samuraiko

Re: Musings on Random Musings I do NOT fake it. I don't have to. Even the most CLUELESS guy on the planet can be taught well enough to make sure that, like with Chinese food, we both get our cookies. Fake it... hmph! If Skar manages to get me, he'll get me! Michelle aka Samuraiko

Re: Musings on Random Musings Hey, are you implying that I'm fast? I resemble that remark! Uh, wait, oops, I'm not supposed to say that anymore, am I? Drat. Michelle aka Samuraiko

Re: Musings on Random Musings Some might make the same statement about me. I wouldn't know what "normal" was if it came up and hit me with a two-by-four. But what would you expect from a woman whose favorite saying is "Normal is the setting on a dishwasher"? And I still think they're both prettier than I am. They've got this... and this is going to sound wrong to anyone but a drama major... that Mae West "When I'm good, I'm good, but when I'm bad, I'm better" thing. Michelle aka Samuraiko

Re: Musings on Random Musings And you're both hotter than I am. Then again, that doesn't take much. Michelle aka Samuraiko