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Tony Bennett, masterful stylist of American musical standards, dies at 96

And yet he's slumping on my fantasy team right now. Hope he snaps out of it soon.

States as a person. This is Florida man in his most essential form.

Jags assistant comes out as gay in NFL milestone In Florida, of all states. A cool first for the Jags.

Man who had jail sentence commuted by Trump arrested again

If it's any consolation, your faculty hates it too.

Marjorie Taylor Greene May Have Sent Hunter Biden Nudes to a Bunch of Minors

Interesting read. I lost my job to ChatGPT and was made obsolete. I was out of work for 3 months before taking a new job passing out samples at grocery stores.

This is a long one, so I'll put it under a spoiler.

Holy crap, Florida!

Indeed! I always loved that name.

It's about to go down...

This Robotic Transforming Grimlock Is a Masterpiece of Engineering and an Expensive $1,699 Collectible https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24795674/transformers_grimlock.gif

"You lied!" The High Exchequer was offended. "Never, you little shrub! I may embellish, I might exaggerate, but I never lie. Everything I promised is right there in the fine print. You should learn to enhance your reading skills." The younger dwarf let free a long, exasperated sigh. "Fine. Fine! See if I buy those from you again. You just lost a customer!" That stung. "It hurts me when you say things like that. How did I ever raise such ungrateful children?! When are you coming for dinner? Your mother hasn't seen you in ages." Secondary Domain: Contracts! Woe be to the being that breaks a contract in The Chimney! The gods are watching. By my count, I only have an interference left. That should be forthcoming.

Meanwhile, in Denton Texas...