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Musk scores another win!

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Maybe 'Neat' isn't the right word. LIST OF REASONS FOR ADMISSION TO AN INSANE ASYLUM FROM THE LATE 1800S

Nagus Sterling, The Tyrant of Trade, was limited in his influence on other races. Like any good entrepreneur, if he wanted something done right, he would have to do it himself. And so, he created the Dwarves. With Etterskell’s impact, they were divided into multiple clans, but all had a lust for wealth. His chosen people, however, were the Fog Born clan. Where others took to hills and mountains, the Fog Born took to the water. They used their innate engineering prowess to build boats and ships and learned to navigate the living rivers better than any other people. That made them undisputed masters of trade as they moved goods far more efficiently than others. No other race could have supplied Hedonia with the necessary materials to build a city. And so, they ran Hedonia, capitalizing on their own potential to build greater wealth. The Dwarves are a shorter, stockier race. (You all know the stereotypes.) They average 5 feet in height and weigh 14 stone. Coloration varies throughout the clans. The Fog Born are pale, and their skin is tinged with gray or blue. Their hair is white to silver with flecks of deep green and black; eyes are black to blue. Sentient Race: Dwarves! How could ye have a fantasy world wi’out the Dwarves? Though with a slightly different flavor te keep some new aspect. Och!

When life gives you lemons, god opens a window.

Today's SMBC seems apropos. https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bang

Today is National Kitten Day!

It worked for that other guy.

I just ordered a life alert bracelet so if I get a life, I'll be notified immediately.

That could be amazing.

Chicken lollipops, anyone?

With the rare exception, of course.

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