Logan D. Hurricanes

Falcons live 12-15 years.
 
This means that every falcon alive today was born in the 21st century.
 
They are all Millennial Falcons.

ESPN is reporting that the Cleveland Browns have accepted an invitation to join the Big Ten.  

Which is why I suggest, half-seriously, that whenever I do win a big lottery prize, that I will fund the Crusader & Starburst streaming series.  I was thinking of rewriting Crusader's origin--instead of being brainwashed by VIPER, he starts out as a VIPER agent picked by his Nest Leader for their anti-superhero initiative.  He uses more force than necessary against real crooks, and kills a gang boss targeted by VIPER--but then he inadvertently does some actual good, like saving lives and helping people in trouble.  He would then team up with Starburst and become a full-fledged crimefighter, albeit one wanted by the authorities--not to mention VIPER.
 
How's that sound to everyone?

Scientists at Fermilab close in on fifth force of nature

These Nazis Want to Turn New England Into a White Ethnostate

Total rookie move on the part of that teacher, to be honest.