Ockham's Spoon
-
Posts
2,110 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
8
Reputation Activity
-
Ockham's Spoon got a reaction from Pariah in Jokes
My body is like a temple: Ancient, crumbling, probably cursed, and full of unspeakable horror. -
-
-
Ockham's Spoon got a reaction from Logan D. Hurricanes in Jokes
My body is like a temple: Ancient, crumbling, probably cursed, and full of unspeakable horror. -
Ockham's Spoon got a reaction from slikmar in Jokes
My body is like a temple: Ancient, crumbling, probably cursed, and full of unspeakable horror. -
Ockham's Spoon reacted to BoloOfEarth in Jokes
I'm realizing that cremation may be my only chance to have a smokin' hot bod.
-
-
Ockham's Spoon reacted to Pariah in Jokes
If I make you breakfast in bed, all I need is a simple "Thank you", not all of this "Who are you? How did you get in my house?" nonsense.
-
-
-
Ockham's Spoon reacted to Pariah in Funny Pics II: The Revenge
"Change is inevitable ... except from a vending machine."
-
Ockham's Spoon reacted to Pariah in Jokes
I'm sick and tired of people talking about Pachelbel and his cannon.
It was Tchaikovsky.
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Ockham's Spoon got a reaction from slikmar in Jokes
My kids are at an age where they use their phones to take pictures of everything they do in order to document their lives.
I am at an age where I use my phone to take pictures of labels so I can enlarge them enough to be able to read them.
-
Ockham's Spoon got a reaction from Pariah in Jokes
My kids are at an age where they use their phones to take pictures of everything they do in order to document their lives.
I am at an age where I use my phone to take pictures of labels so I can enlarge them enough to be able to read them.
-
Ockham's Spoon reacted to Pariah in Jokes
Jokes from Rick Wakeman
Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch?
A: A banjo into a skip [garbage can] from 30 yards.
Q: What's the least heard expression in a recording studio?
A: "I'm sorry we're running late, the banjo player's just parking his Porsche."
-
