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Re: The cranky thread

Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. A fine example of Missing The Point™... Mom: I want to get a bicycle. Step-Dad: Wouldn't something like a Vespa be better? Mom: I want the exercise!

Re: The cranky thread You really need to stop locking him in the garage...

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's a popular euphemism for "getting it on" with Ms. Eve Decline? A: Only in French.

Re: Musings on Random Musings Good. That saves me lots of time.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you think of "Green Eggs and Ham"? A: I meant the food, not the book.

Re: Musings on Random Musings Do you really wanna know?

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is this the Gaelic City of Seven Hills? A: Approximately 24 Mega-hurts.

Re: Musings on Random Musings When I was growing up in South Jersey in the 80's, the Philadelphia PBS station ran Dr. Who. Not only the then-current stuff with Tom Baker, but the older shows, as well. It lost my interest with Doctor #6 (that outfit was *too* much, and I simply didn't like #7 much at all. By the time it was rekindled, I never had regular TV access, so I never got see much of the nw stuff, though what I *did* see was much to my liking.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are the downsides to tough academic standards for athletic scholarships? A: That was bone.

Re: The cranky thread

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the worst-case-scenario if the Intelligent Design crowd ever gets appointed to the office of God? A: Not me.

Re: The cranky thread

Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. You murder the parents with a Tommy gun, take pity on the crying infants, and take them in as you own?? Or is that Chicago gang style I'm thinking about...?

Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I do have some newer ones, I just never got rid of some of the older ones that still look good. Fortunately, the last time I had to wear a tie was to my last job interview, almost 7 years ago. And, IIRC, I wore one of my really old ties.

Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I have ties older than him.

Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. At work today, one of my co-workers was looking for a gizmo one of my other co-workers had. So, the second co-worker goes digging through the piles on his desk. As he finds it and hands it over he says... "Here it is! It was behind my junk."

Re: The cranky thread I've heard it said: "Forget all this nonsense about 'God loves us!' and 'There's a reason for everything.' If one simply accepts the fact that The Universe is a vile, bitter and hateful being which holds a personal grudge against each and every one of us for existing, all of a sudden, things make a lot more sense." For the record, I don't believe it. But even as a thought-experiment, it's pretty hard to come up with any truly compelling evidence against it.

Re: Musings on Random Musings

Re: Answers & Questions Q: First, we need to gather infinite ingredients... why are you looking at me like that? A: That would be even worse.

Re: The cranky thread Speechless. >.<

Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My lady and I were sleeping in cabins last week. The morning after a rather chilly evening, this discussion transpired... Lady: I was so cold last night! I had on my football jersey, and I was still freezing. Once I changed into a cotton T-shirt, though, I was warmer. Why do you suppose that it? It is the materials they make the jerseys from? Me: Could be the fact that football jerseys are well ventilated with lots of tiny holes to help disperse heat may have had something to do with it, too. Lady: :: blink blink :: Oh yeah... they are, aren't they? And this coming from the lady who's a much bigger football fan than I am.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: The Time Lord Council has fallen, and temporal recursion is running amok! Who oversees the Time Lord Council? A: It's worse than we thought.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you think that guy was crazy? A: That made more sense.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Shall we use the pistols or the sub-machine guns? A: She's a delicate effin' flower.