Klytus
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Re: The cranky thread Learn and practice meditation.
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Re: Answers & Questions
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: We're almost out of time. Do we have any short acts left? A: The fat jokes were wearing thin.
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Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster Reminds me of this old joke... A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
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Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster Me neither.
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Re: Musings on Random Musings To claim victory, press 1 To play golf, press 4 If you've just had food, press 8 To say no in German, press 9 For English money, press #
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Re: Musings on Random Musings
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Re: Musings on Random Musings Indeed he does. And don't call me "Clearly."
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Re: A Thread for Random Musings I went to work dressed as a Hippie today. I got a number of comments along the lines of ... "Don't you dress like that normally, anyway?" and "But he's not in a costume!"
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Re: Musings on Random Musings How do we know the Honda didn't start it?
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Re: A Thread for Random Musings I know plenty of non-sane women who are nowhere near psychotic.
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Re: A Thread for Random Musings Next time, but them in the washer, but *not* the dryer: let it air-dry. That may help.
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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... That's one way to collect an unpaid parking toll...
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Re: Musings on Random Musings Oh, I'm sure Old Man know plenty of characters he could refer you to...
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Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster Maybe Celt's a pacifist?
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Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster 5. The fifth rule of tautology club follows the fourth rule of tautology club, while simultaneously, and at the same time, preceding the sixth rule of tautology club.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Don't you like my highly original origin story? A: Really fast, and insanely delicious.
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Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster I am not seeing anything on Dave's last few posts. Is there something off in my settings?
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What makes you think burning hamsters instead of jet fuel will work? A: I stand by my original assessment.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Caesar! We're out of Christians to feed to the lions, and the crowd grows restless! Now what do we do? A: Best card trick I'd ever seen.
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Re: The cranky thread I didn't realize the rains were going to be as heavy or intense as they were until it was too late, at which point, a tarp would have been like closing the barn door after the horses were already out...
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Re: The cranky thread My room is the one directly beneath the balcony. Ergo, the aforementioned hole-drilling would only aggravate the already aggravating issue of water leaking into my room. >.<