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Klytus

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  1. Re: The cranky thread Tell me about it. An extra two hours of unpaid "work" each day for commuting, plus the added expense of all that gas you weren't burning before. I sure hope those extra hours are actually netting you more take-home-pay to make that hassle worth it.
  2. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Bacon covered dates: proof positive that the gods love us and want us to be happy.
  3. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Old nun porn?? A: I'll be back on Sunday.
  4. Re: The cranky thread What's the point of slashfic in a story where pretty much everyone dies, anyway? Or did I just answer my own question?
  5. Re: Answers & Questions Q: For this story, we need a minority group no one knows anything about we can stereotype negatively without fear of reprisals. Any ideas? A: Fuzion, of course.
  6. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is The Penguin's ultimate fantasy? A: They don't catch the smart ones.
  7. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Orcs are sacking the city! What did you put in that ad of yours?? A: You bought the four elements.
  8. Re: Musings on Random Musings Charlie: "They said you was hung!" Sheriff Bart: "And they was right."
  9. Re: Answers & Questions Q: You are an obnoxious, loud, rude, crude, selfish, malodorous little git. However, your copious and meticulous records just saved our company from a huge lawsuit, so we'd like to give you a raise. How do you feel about that? A: He looks nothing like her.
  10. Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Hence, why I am keeping her
  11. Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. So my GF and I were sitting at the breakfast table morning, "enjoying" the cool, dreary, rainy weather, when she looks outside and states: "What is it with all of this rain? I thought we we supposed to have gotten all of this in April!" ::beat:: Me: "It is April!" GF: "Oh!" Looks back outside. "Carry on, then!"
  12. Re: The cranky thread "I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code." -Emo Phillips
  13. Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster Lord knows Southern politeness sure is.
  14. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you cry when you read your investment portfolio? A: Not that kind of shrinkage!
  15. Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Thank you, Captain Obvious!
  16. Re: A Thread for Random Musings It's that time of the year where Christians of the Western World celebrate their highest holy day with Pagan fertility symbols. Happy Easter!
  17. Re: Answers & Questions Q: You were never introduced, so how did you know he was my boss? A: Not while I'm eating.
  18. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did the bartender say before you ordered your final round of one bourbon, one scotch and one beer? A: On the streets.
  19. Re: Answers & Questions Q: See!? I told you I could lift it! Whose the idiot now? A: For the salt, mostly.
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