Klytus

Re: Answers & Questions

Re: Musings on Random Musings Considering the cats I've know, I'll second this theory.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did dad put hidden cameras in all the kids bedrooms? A: Almost, but not quite, useless.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: But it's one of the best Harlequin romances ever! Why don't you like your Christmas present? A: Bored, now.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did Kirk get beamed to a car rental place? A: He just had to go.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happened when The Punisher managed to get the powers of St. Nick? A: That sounded to right to be wrong.

Re: Musings on Random Musings http://www.hotflashgames.com/index.php?page=game.php&game=darktower&gameid=3

Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you propose we shoot our way into Dr. Destroyer's fortress? A: The Spirit of the Season.

Re: Musings on Random Musings Damn, you! I just had to do a Google search for it, and dang it if I didn't find it. I owe you both rep and a kick in the kneecaps for that!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the most dangerous lawn toy since Lawn Darts? A: There is no hope... there is only you.

Re: The cranky thread ::a chorus of "Boo!Hiss!" erupts from the studio audience::

Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Backstory: At work today, one of the junior Security techs got a pretty bad piece of malware on his laptop (the fake XP Anitivirus 2012 to be exact). So, I replaced his hard drive and imaged it while my friend and co-worker (and his senior in the Security department) mercilessly ribbed him about it. When I returned the unit to him... She: Now have we learned our lesson yet? Him: (sheepishly) Yes. She: Are we going to take better care in web surfing now? Him: Yes. I hope this never happens again. She: Hope? Hope!? There is no hope - there is only you! ((Yes, yes... she was trying to make the point that "hope" is a poor substitute for due-diligence. But there was no way I could let an opening like that go...)) Me: Oh, what a great way to put it! ::booming voice:: "There is no hope! There is only you!"

Re: Musings on Random Musings Dark Tower sells for $200? Now I'm going to have to see if that game is still up in my mom's attic when I go visit her for Christmas. Man, I loved the hell out of that game.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Back in my day, all we had for entertainment was waiting for the penguin on top of the telly to explode. What do you have? A: And a poorly disguised one at that.

Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. A friend of mine on FB: I just saw an ad for "The Perfect Holiday Gift!!!' I don't have much time for organized religion...or organized atheism, for that matter, but this makes me twitch in my brain:$25 or $50 gift cards for Hooters. Which one would Jesus prefer? My comment: Considering that Christmas is nothing more than a Pagan holiday in a poor disguise, I think that giving the gift of Hooters is perfectly in-line with the spirit of the season

Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. From a couple of friends of mine... The Wife: That's a lot of bags for 3 things. The Husband: Yeah, the bagger seemed to think any items in the same bag will fight in the back seat.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings The downside of being on Santas naughty list... Father Christmas and his Krampus Guard [ATTACH=CONFIG]40873[/ATTACH]

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you say to him to kicking the Referee? A: Not very rude.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: How can you say the Force is balanced after the Sith destroyed the Jedi order? A: Her feet.

Re: The cranky thread Has it been less than 30-days? If so, take them back with the receipt and ask to be reimbursed for the price difference. If they won't, return them, and then buy identical ones at the sale price.

Re: Musings on Random Musings Agreed.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did your meeting with Ron Jeremy go? A: Being there.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings A quiet Thanksgiving Day with just me and the girl-friend and the place to ourselves. No family. No driving. No stress. No drama. This I can be thankful for

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Re: The cranky thread