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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you science project get an F? A: I doubt very much that the word was "bird".

Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. GF: Honey? Can you look up for me? Me: Of course. :: pulls out a book, and starts looking through it:: GF: It would be under Me: Gee, thanks. I never would have figured that out. GF: ::giggles:: Me: Ah. Here it is... ::starts to read:: GF: ::waits patiently:: Me: There. :: puts the book away:: I looked it up just like you asked. GF: Gee. Thanks. Now would you mind actually sharing the information with me? ME: OK. But just for the record, that was not part of the original request...

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Re: The cranky thread You mean aside from you being a giant-sized flaming death tribble with laser-vision?

Re: Musings on Random Musings Forget what?

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why does this recipe for home-made pipe-bombs I downloaded from the internet call for 3 roosters? A: Eggs. Lots of eggs.

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Re: A Thread for Random Musings I completely missed the Super Bowl yesterday. Yet even though it was (from what everyone says) a really good game, I don't regret not watching it.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why was it so hard to find new contestants for Jeopardy after the Palindromedary took over as host? A: More is less.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the worst infomercial you've ever seen? A: A tie for dead last.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is too absurd for even the ""What if...?" titles? A: Conan with Wolverine.

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Re: A Thread for Random Musings Turbo Tax + a simple return + getting a nice refund in less than 2 weeks = Win

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is our best weapons against the werewolves? A: A partridge in a pair of trees.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Will it be better for you if they don't open their trenchcoats? A: Be careful what you wish for.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who is this "Johnny Everyone", and why can I not wear a muu-muu in this town? A: I take it back.

Re: Musings on Random Musings Now, now... I'm quite sure that pizza had it coming...

Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster Is it me, or is that look on Newt's face enough pure malice to give even The Emperor chills?

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: She kicked you in the... ? A: A Skyrim job.

Re: The cranky thread My work here is done...

Re: The cranky thread And here I thought you were either saving it for the doctor or for that "special someone" where nothing says how you feel about them quite like a vomit-filled Ziploc® brand sealable plastic bag...

Re: Answers & Questions Q: You went on a bit of a drunken spending spree last week. What was the last thing you remember before you left Mr. Gate's estate? A: An arrow to the knee.