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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think of all of those wild rumors about the cranberries? A: Never say never. Er...

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Would we be swimming if it were a sea cow? A: As opposed to all those "other" kinds of cows.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Name one good reason why it's better that the real world is nothing like the Champs-verse? A: It pains me deeply to mention that no children will be harmed in the performance of this task.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where did Howard, go? A: iRock

Re: The cranky thread Condolences.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Actually... that would be Girallon Grond. Gorilla Grodd was just an average telepathic, telekinetic, super--gorilla with only two arms.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... IIRC, there was a logic for why they were clumped like that: either they were indoors, or the army being spread too thin would have made it too easy for the PCs to "make a hole" and charge through. Either way, I think the real problem was that the DM either forgot the wizard had the Sudden Maximize Feat and/or was expecting the player to save it for the BBEG.

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Re: The cranky thread What a perfect Monday... and by that, I mean it was craptacular in ways that few other days could ever dare dream about.

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Re: The cranky thread Thanks to the Imperial @$$load of rain we've been getting int the DC area, (and due to the fact that the place I rent a room in is 60+ years old) my house has been leaking like crazy. And one of those leaks was in my closet, and I only just discovered it today when I pulled a box off a shelf and got drenched! It must have been slowly dripping for a while, because a ton of my clothes had been getting dripped on, too. Oh, yeah - once I cleared everything away, I was treated to the sight and scent of mold! So, not only am I washing all of those clothes, I went in and sprayed with bleach. At least now I can see where the water was dripping in, and have put a container underneath for it. My landlord is en route with more tarps for the balcony... I used my camping tarp to help slow down the dripping through my ceiling - dunno how much of a difference its making, but I'm not gonna pull it down to see if things get worse!

Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. There ain't enough rep in the word for this!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Sir? Not only are all the stores of food and ammo depleted, but it looks like a frat house held a 12-day long kegger down here. What does this mean? A: It could be raining.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is that your wife? A: I guess the milk wasn't free, then.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is driving the cat crazy? A: A very great deal.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What were Wally's first words when he saw his Eternal "Reward"? A: Not even at gunpoint.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the major disadvantage of living in a town that banned addresses to guard privacy? A: I meant Zero.

Re: Musings on Random Musings Were they tears of "I cannot believe Chad did this in my classroom!" horror, or tears from laughing so hard she could barely breathe?

Re: A Thread for Random Musings The Hydra is haunting me at work.

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did your mistress make you do after that last remark? A: It was only a drumstick.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happens after the penguin on top of the television explodes? A: A Wartenberg wheel.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did the hitchhiker say to the catfish? A: Ironically, her name was also Irene.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where did the blue-red things come from? A: The Amazing Captain Hyperbole.