Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
In a recent 'Star Wars' game ...
Our group are honoured guests of a local crimelord, having helped him against other equally un-nice people. We are in our guest quarters for the night, when those people decide to seek revenge.
The Noble in our party settles down in her own room. She has some heavy-duty (secret) computer work to do and leaves instructions NOT to be disturbed. My Character, Sam Darpa (Scoundrel), makes her a pot of coffee and leaves her to it.
Later, Sam is lying asleep in bed (having flubbed his Perception roll) when the assassin breaks in. Assassin tries to use his poisoned dagger, and also flubs it - doing very nasty things to Sam's pillow. Unsurprisingly, Sam wakes up. Given how things are developing for most of the party (Combat, except for the Noble - still oblivious in her room), the Ref probably expects Sam to go all Heroic or some such thing.
Instead, I tell the Ref, "Sam screams like a school girl - and throws his blankets over the assassin's head...".
Yeah, another proud moment for ol' Sam. The rest of the Players are amused.
The Ref has me make a roll-to-hit, and I do well enough to entangle the assassin in the blankets. He can't see a thing, and will need to take at least one action to get out of said blankets.
My next action is to ...... ask the Referee if there is any space UNDER the bed. The Referee says there is.
"OK, I grab my blaster off the bedside table, and DIVE under the bed."
The Ref orders a Stealth roll, which Sam makes very handily. The assassin pulls the blankets off his head, and finds the room now apparently empty. He is just about to start searching when two better-armed PCs burst in and attack.
Sam waits out the fight under his bed. All he can see from there are feet anyhow, and he decides not to risk shooting the wrong extremities.
To cap things off, as all the combat ends, the lady Noble sticks her head out of her room and yells to the world "Would you people PIPE DOWN!" before slamming the door shut.
Somebody says "Sam, I think you overdid it with her coffee...".
Not Sam's finest hour but, hey, for once he got through combat unharmed. Although, when proper security had been established and the bodies removed, he did choose to spend the rest of the night sleeping UNDER his bed.