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Hermit

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  1. Q: Why did you go on an interstate killing spree that cost the lives of 47 members of uppermanagement? A: It's purple, with yellow polka dots.
  2. Q: so, what's the name of that streetgang again? A: He has a large red S on his chest, and tiger stripe speedos!
  3. Yuck! Sorry, but ... brrrrr. Orwellian moment.
  4. Weird idea #1: Women from all walks of life, some considered lower class, others prominently positioned, have been seen sporting a silver bracelet with dark gem stone on their left wrist. All the bracelets look alike, yet these women have no public connection and claim none.
  5. Q: How does James Bond let his hair down? A: You can't defeat me! I'm a Leo.
  6. Q: Quality like that makes you proud to be an American, don't it? A: Wonder Woman in a starspangled bikini, handing out Baby back ribs.
  7. Q: So, the EPA still won't let us build condos in that steamy primordial jungle? A: I can't take this any more, this is like torture with elevator muzak included.
  8. If you mean mechanics wise, wherre he targets vulnerabities etc? No, that always felt like cheating to me...but I've been tempted. Taking someone down period? Sure, many good heroes can have "Hunts ______" as a psychological limitation.
  9. "Pushing your players' buttons" is something that every GM is warned against doing too lightly. While it's one thing to give folks what they want, or stories they can really get into, you can push it too far. I'm not advocating that... but I confess, I'm curious. Are there any villains in the Champsverse that you personally find real easy to loathe? Are there some that you look FORWARD to having your character beat up on, even if your character him/herself wouldn't? For instance, while it's not 'loathing', one of my female players looks forward to tromping Bulldozer no matter WHAT character she's playing. His attitude just annoys, and I guess it is very gratifying to her to stomp him into paste. Can't say I blame her
  10. NP. In the case of the slots, it may not make enough of a difference to lower the cost much further if any. If you have more questions, feel free to ask. One these boards, someone will do their best to help.
  11. Apologies if you already thought of this Well, for one thing, normally, you apply OIF or OIHID to Powered Armor (depending on if you want it to be taken away or what not) but almost never both
  12. Q: Where are you having trouble with your poem rhyming? A: A laser, capable of emitting pure anti-matter.
  13. Q: Why are you gaping at my lunch tray? A: Night of the Zombie Convention Geeks
  14. Q: Why don't you sit down, yoddle, and explain the secrets of life to us all? A: Drooping eyelids that flutter open everytime you let them fall.
  15. Q: Why did "52 Furry Flavors" ice cream stores fail? A: a hollow pit deep within that can never be filled, never satisfied, and will never know the joy of ... stuff.
  16. Q: What did Dr. Pan say on last night's Nip/Tuck ? A: If you can't beat them, then hire someone to beat them for you.
  17. Q: Do you have Class of Nuke Em High , Dragon Ball Z- first season , and El Cid ? A: A carnivorious third eye that controls its victims telepathically
  18. Q: Who's got the part of the new "Thing" Adams? A: Vin Diesal is wearing a Tu Tu
  19. Q: Is that enough for your grindstone? A: Your mama!
  20. Q: My god, why are you nude except for a red and white hat??? A: A black and white comic book, and a bag of markers.
  21. Q: Ah, why did you yank little timmy out of the well? A: Because I'm Evil, EVIL, EEEEEVILLLL!! MWHAHAhAHAHAHAHA!
  22. Thanks Good to hear! I love the little 'tid bits' we get from you guys like this. It really makes me look forward to the products all the more.
  23. Q: I'm in on your new Country, but I want to be a fat cat senator of its congress; that okay? A: Betrayal, deciet, and dental floss.
  24. Q: What's the important part of the Death Star? A: Slippery when wet.
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