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Hermit

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  1. Q: So, this is your secret Headquarters for world domination and stuff huh? A: A single, solitary, lonely tear.
  2. Q: What's the reason D-Man's plans are doomed to fail? A: You, and the horse you road in on.
  3. Q: So, is the Wheel of Profit series finished yet? A: Santizied for your protection
  4. Q: I need a limitation for my character's shape shifting that causes it to lose percision when underground in vehicles, how would I word that? A: Because no one likes a smart aleck, that's why.
  5. Q: Why are you yanking on it like that? A: A Cylon with a shotgun
  6. Q: What occured to slay every pool boy in L.A? A: It drips and grows a little each day, and makes a high sounding buzz.
  7. The same here. I just got mine last month, and have to say... it's impressive.
  8. Q: Mr Kennedy, are you aware you have a squid on your head? A: Lather, Wash, Rinse, repeat
  9. Q: Why are you helping only short people across the street? A: An insane plot to overthrow the government
  10. Q2 (to show Klytus we care): What IS that pulpy azure liquid that smells faintly of berries? A: It's bigger than a bread box, but coated with grease.
  11. Q: What are those larks with the cellphones? A: It's bigger than a bread box, but coated with grease.
  12. If I recall, in the official CU, the last Sorcerer Supreme is missing or lost, and a new one is long overdue to take his place. A watchful eye is being kept on young mystics to see who is destined to rise to fill the vacancy. One of the possiblities? Witchcraft of the Champions herself.
  13. Q: Want an M&M? A: Oh my gosh, it's full of stars... and a duck, there's also a duck.
  14. Q: A group of puppets beat the #$#$ out of you? Where at? A: Captain Chronos on a bender.
  15. Q: What is Gwydion said to have taken with him when he went Hot Tubbing? A: A pirate with extreme phobias.
  16. Mmmm, they do seem pretty busy. How will Saphire make her recording deadlines?
  17. Q: How about Halle Berry to play Storm? A: she's NOT pretty enough, but can do the accent.
  18. I kid... really Hey, could have been worse. I could have posted the story ;0)
  19. Q: Here's my latest story about Foxbat and the Bimbofication ray! Today he takes out Witchcraft. what do you think? A: It doesn't bounce very well.
  20. Q: How would a forum poster 'help someone' if he was having "Grumpiness: Another unfortunate side effect of hunger"? A: Not QUITE as classy as the new Teen Titans cartoon, but with more sex appeal.
  21. Perhaps a little extra leaping with a trigger advantage that would go off after the first leap?
  22. Eurostar is going to have a field day
  23. Great idea, very creative, and as GM I'd certianly let it work once... The funny thing is, one of my favorite characters from Golden Age Champions was "Radio Star" and I seriously thought of making a grandson of his as a super hero for a PC. Now I have another reason to try it
  24. Q: Have any LIberal driving directions ? A: A triumphant (if small) memorial for all time to people everywhere!
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