Narf the Mouse

Re: "Neat" Pictures ...And that's when the mothership lands?

Re: The "Nice Happy" Thread ...As a disease, you are obviously not wearing pants. Pantsless!

Re: The "Nice Happy" Thread Pantsless!

Re: And now, for your daily dose of cute... "I am quite sure you heard me correctly."

Re: And now, for your daily dose of cute...

Re: "Neat" Pictures ...Wait...Those are tentacles. Ok, now I *Don't* want to know any more.

Re: And now, for your daily dose of cute... Don't try to weasel out of this.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "They've outlawed independent candidates."

Re: "Neat" Pictures Bah. He'd probably regard it as crude.

Re: And now, for your daily dose of cute... These puns are going otterly swimmingly.

Re: The "Nice Happy" Thread Cool. Yes, but I wear PANTS, so I'm obviously superior to you! The proceeding statement is sarcasm. No oppression is meant without being carried out. No curry is meat without being carved out. Void where not prohibited. Do not use for the other use. Tonsils gingivitis. Use only as directed by a crackpot or quack. May cause cancer, thyroid problems, sudden and inevitable death. being beaten with a chair and halitosis. You have all the rights that you deserve; sorry, you're all wrong. Do not use for this use. Positive thinking is electric. Do not perform experiments on the Happy Fun Ball. Not usable by anyone up to or taller than five feet. Shotguns are an essential part of a balanced breakfast. Ladies and Gentlemen, I regret to inform you you are officially endangered. Do not place on head. Do not place on feat. Do not place on hands. Do not place on body. Do not place off body. Do not throw through portal. Not for ingestion, digestion or injection. Beware of carnivorous trains. If at any time you display symptoms, painful lacerations may result. Beware of Teddy Bears, squirrels and toenails. Warning: Badgers make wonderful pets.

Re: The "Nice Happy" Thread "Hello, I'm a devote follower of a woman who wrote love-letters to sociopathic mass-murderers."

Re: The "Nice Happy" Thread ...O_o Edit: It does make sense if you were in a remote part of Africa for the last six weeks, but then, how did you get internet?

Re: And now, for your daily dose of cute... Don't tell me what I otter do!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Somebody stool my pencil in ninth grade! And now YOU'LL ALL PAY!"

Re: And now, for your daily dose of cute... ...We need more otter nonsense.

Re: The cranky thread The problem, I think, comes from a sense of entitlement. Charity is not something one is entitled to. That's why it's called "Charity".

Re: "Neat" Pictures "No, Mister Bond, I expect to read your mind."

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Because I had to make it: Plot Contrivence: Variable Power Pool, 50 base + 50 control cost, Powers Can Be Changed As A Zero-Phase Action (+1), No Skill Roll Required (+1) (125 Active Points); all slots Requires A Roll (Plot Contrivance Skill roll; Jammed; -1)

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You don't know why anyone would think it was faster to take the elevator than the stairs.

Re: Jokes ...Well...If it's got a base, presumably that would affect the height, so long as the flagpole was on it.

Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Justice League (Hey, we can dream, can't we?) Edit: Unlikely new comic-book superheroes.

Re: Like Cold Fusion... Except It Works? Interesting. Certainly more convincing.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... He certainly does terrible things to people's sanity.