Narf the Mouse

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Everyone understands English if you talk loud enough? *Snark* A: Clearly, though I thought I was wrong, I was, in fact, mistaken.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Eat it.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you mean, Foxbat is sane? A: Thanks, I almost lost it there.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: "Aww, oo's Mommy's little alien, oo's mommy's little alien. Kotchee kotchee koo..." A: '...But then Foxbat said, "Where's the monkey?!"' Gah!

Re: Narf's Fantasy Stuff Apprenticed to a master sorcerer at the age of eight, Hassef learned fast and well, such that he was thought to have a particular geni for it. He completed his apprenticeship at twelve and his journeyman at fifteen. At sixteen, the River War broke out, requiring himself and his master to halt their studies for practical applications. As such, he could not formally complete his mastery until the age of twenty, but both his master and the two other judges pronounced that the real-life experience had helped, rather than hindered, his already intuitive grasp of the fundamentals. Hassef the Blue keeps a stone cottage near the city, but spends most of his time adventuring in far lands, expanding his knowledge and skills, as well as studying different magics.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A children's role-playing game.

Re: Narf's Fantasy Stuff Harrk Nesson grew up a gutter rat and scrapper in a large and rather decadent city. He soon gained a reputation, even at an early age, as a good head-knocker and all-around smasher. He didn't mind, much. They were just making their territory safe. Getting a bit of money for it bothered him, but seemed fair. And slowly, he slid into a comfortable life of relative ease. Exactly what lead to his current state is not known; what is known is that the criminal underworld - His former friends - Have put a thousand Solidi bounty on his head. Harrk has spent the last ten years in the desert, killing the occasional assissin and working as a bounty hunter and respected adventurer and mercenary.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A clear conscience.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Writes a long and detailed letter of complaint, which is so meticulously written that english professors weep for joy and logic professors spend years in complete awe.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A midget convention. Seriously, if I was a midget, I'd be rather ticked.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Oh, well, there you go bragging. Neither of us grew up with role-playing.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... My Brother: "What would happen if you cast Stone to Flesh on a rock golem?" Me: "...It would become a flesh golem."

I've decided to see if I can start a Hero gaming group at Church. To this end, I'll need 6th ed. (Birthday soon), some PCs and NPCs (Hero Designer and ask-yoinking from the boards) and an adventure. So, what's a good, clean introductory adventure? Thanks for any and help.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what do you (I) think of Marvel's latest plotlines? A: Interest is lost in a maze of confusion. Interest needs food badly!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pre-season and advertisements. Training, too. NT: The newest roleplaying game out in 2010 is _________?

Re: Answers & Questions Q: "Hello, Nerzerxerzez. Welcome to Necromancer's Anonymous. Would you like to introduce yourself?" A: Yes, I am. Would you like to see my card?

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Stop looking at Medusa! A: That's a crazy plan. It's almost as crazy as the last plan you had! No, wait, it's worse!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "...And now I have a katana, for no discernable reason! AHAHAHAHAHA!"

Re: Jokes Oh, I think this thread is quite 'quacked'. It is, indeed, 'for the birds'.

Re: What Have You Watched Recently? Good choice.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bowling...With bombs! NT: FTL has been achieved! It is...

Re: Musings on Random Musings ...I'd have that checked for 'funny stuff'.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Road? what road? I didn't see any road!"

Re: Jokes

Re: Jokes I'm on a list! Is it a guest list?