Narf the Mouse

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/ NT: "...And that, kiddies, is how we used the internet before virtual reality." Ok, riff on that.

Re: Jokes He was bitten by a radioactive log and now he's a stick in the mud.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Guy-Who-Gives-Out-Superpowers NT: Signs that your new science teacher may be a mad scientist...

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Your team must wear red and march in a straight line!"

Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, uh, sliding starting to get to you?... A: ...And that's why I took the last donut, your honor.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is Agriculture Canada angry with you? A: I didn't loose them! I keep them in a bucket. See?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Eh, mac, is this Neuw Joisey?"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Eww! Breath mints!"

A place to consolidate links to 6th edition reviews sounds like a good idea to me. People (Like me) will want to read them, reference them and see what the buzz looks like. So, here it is. Links: 1a) Review of: Hero System 6th Edition Volume 1: Character Creation, by James Gillen 1b) Review of: Hero System 6th Edition Volume 2: Combat and Adventuring, by James Gillen 2a) Review of Hero System 6th Edition: Character Creation, Gordon F.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Doing. NT: "I wasn't speeding, officer! I was..."

Re: Jokes So a guy calls up his wife and says "I've got an emergency!" His wife asks "What is it?" He says "On my right side, there's a sheer drop-off! On my left, a sheer cliff! In front of me, a fire engine. Behind me, an ambulance. And for some reason, there's a horse bobbing up and down between me and the cliff. And I can't remember how I got here!" And she says...

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat High-powered, solar-powered laser. Not to destroy the asteriod; to use the 'solar sail' effect and hot gas venting to shift its trajectory by a percent or two.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Someone hasn't seen Red Dwarf...

Re: Answers & Questions

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Anti-acid, headache relief (Extra-Strong) and a list of at least five reasons why every course you're teaching would be useful in a job. Because none of my teachers ever knew. New topic: *Peaceful* uses for that atomic bomb. Limitation: Must explode it, -2.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings To RJCurrie: You're grating, but it's an honest kind of grating, so normally I deal with it better. However, my apology was not followed by a counter-apology. To the people who jumped on me for insulting RJCurrie *Back*: I don't care what you think of someone. That does not give you the right to dogpile me. Your actions are not ones I can respect. The matter is dealt with from my end. Your end is up to you.

Re: Jokes Clam up, allaya! Yer brainser baked!

Re: Jokes The other one yells "AAaaaaaaaahhhh!!! A talking fish!!!!"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Free kittens and internet to every subject.

Re: What Have You Watched Recently? Green Lantern: First Flight is awe-inspiring. ...And one unfortunately giggle-worthy few moments when he gets his first costume change. (No, not like that)

Re: Fantasy Art Thread ...Well, that works.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Peanut butter cookies and milk. New Topic: How to tell wether the villain really does want to reform.

Re: Fantasy Art Thread Bah. That still doesn't measure up to gas that *Makes you laugh yourself to death*!

Re: A Thread for Random Musings "Look, Human Race? This is one of you talking. Could you quit it with the crazy? I mean, even for five minutes? You're not very likable sometimes."

Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what do you think of my plan to build a time-machine and become a pirate, so I have a legitimate reason for an eye-patch? A: Huh, it really is a flesh wound.