Tech priest support

Bohrium. It was named after a real hero who did a lot of work against the Nazis while still in Nazi occupied territory. To keep Nazi scum from seizing the Nobel prize medallions of two scientists on the Nazi fecal roster he dissolved them in aqua Regia and stored the dissolved medals in plain sight. Later the gold was reconstituted from the solution and recast into the medallions again.
 
Kentucky fried chicken vs red lobster.

Tungsten. Great for high density hypervelocity penetrator rounds without the questionable aspects of DU rounds.
 
Constellations in conflict: Big dipper vs the southern cross.

I swear I am sick to death of the jackanapes who want to take us all the way back to the "gilded age"    If anyone knows a reliable necromancer, we could really use Teddy Roosevelt...     Trustbuster!

Ok some people here seem to have a problem with ewoks. Out of respect for them I will avoid such references in THE future. 
Instead of mentioning ewoks when tempted to I will simply refer to this:

Supernovae. They seed space with complex elements that create new life bearing star systems.
 
Slim Pickens best scene: the campfire vs ThE bomb.

How can anyone hate ewoks? They're like a Teddy bear and a tribble had a baby.

By any definition I can think of, Tesla was a mad scientist. Therefore, mad scientist wins.
 
 
Lies and Crap:
 
Astrology vs. Natural News

Earth faces it's greatest danger as an alien battlefleet consisting of Ewoks enters the solar system and begins planning the conquest of earth.
 
Not wishing to go in without a database on likely resistance the invasders have dispatched hundreds of their young to make stealth landings on earth, infinrate human society and gather intelligence on humanity's strengths and weaknesses.
 
The spies are almost impossible to detect given their fortuitous resemblance to terrestrial creatures that are routinely welcome in human society and homes.
 
So far only one spy has been identified. Information from the captured agent is scant as no one is willing to interrogate him.

Robertson may have a small audience but they listen to him. And they vote. In every single election. A small audience with a 100% vote rate beats a large audience with a 30% vote rate.

Some people on the right have claimed that the Vegas shooter was targeting a country music concert to. Kill Christians and conservatives. Then an inconvenient truth came up...
 
http://thefreethoughtproject.com/police-source-vegas-shooter-rap-concert/
 
Looks like this guy was just looking for a lot of targets.

A baby ewok.

A joke and a dose of cute. A twofer.

Seriously--this belongs in a museum.

Q: How do you milk a sheep?
 
A: Offer a slightly upgraded version of the same phone and charge $700 for it.

This cartoon is years old and gets. More relevant over time.

Apparently unmanned probes are against starfleet's religious views. A woman manually flying a space suit is apparently more practical than a small, automated probe with an AI of some sort. I guess hot sassy black women are the new ubermenschen.
 
Also I guess wire guided systems, a technology first used by Nazis in ww2, has also been forgotten. Just once I'd like to see situation where xxxx was jamming transmissions so they had a probe trailing a fibe-op diamond filament wire behind it.
 
The white Klingon was the poor oppressed minority until he proved himself. Real subtle...
 
Again the cloak was new in tos and Spock had to speculate on it's nature. Now they were old hat in pre tos shows.
 
I will not criticize the show for the fact it's tech looks so much higher that TOS or the movies. I understand the realities of time, technological advance and budget.

Despite some people's opinions, some tech priests do have mothers. Also some of us have cats. And we who do love them both.

Aquaman is clearly using his aquatic telepathy to get the cephalopods to prepare to rebuild the great barrier reef.

If Comcast customer service is anywhere near as bad as tracfone (it can't be worse) the groin kick looks like a viable option. The only good thing about tracfone's customer phone crew is that after dealing with them you'll never fear going to hell again.
 
Godzilla vs squirrel girl.

Despite some people's opinions, some tech priests do have mothers. Also some of us have cats. And we who do love them both.

Despite some people's opinions, some tech priests do have mothers. Also some of us have cats. And we who do love them both.

I agree, just wanted to see if anyone else did.

Miley Cyrus should never be mentioned in the same breath with Joan Jett. Never.
 
 
Music Theme: Numbers
 
Matchbox 20 vs. Maroon 5

You know, we're hearing a lot of thinks about how terrible Kim jong un or whatever his name is and how he wants a war so much.
 
Well, I remember a few other things we heard too. Like when the Russians invaded Afghanistan we heard the horror stories about how the rooskees ;)were using poison gas on villages and dropping boobytrapled toys to maim Afghan children and demoralize their parents. (All bunk.)
 
Later I heard how the evil rushuns were supplying ak74s (yes there was an ak 74 model Soviet assault rifle) to rebel forces in Lebanon and how they were so evil they we're using poisoned bullets! (The 5.45mm round the ak74 used had a small hollow space behind the tip to cause it to tumble after entering a body by throwing off the center of gravity. There was never one single case of this hollow proven to contain poison and the CIA admitted they manufactured that story just to make the Soviets look bad.)
 
Then of course we had the sobbing Kuwait woman blubbering to Congress about the eyerakees were pulling babies out of incubators in Kuwait hospitals before Bush 1 went to war on Iraq. (Later cheerfully admitted to be a lie to stir up public support.)
 
Most recently DUH-bya told us how Saddum hoosane was building up an arsenal of WMDs and could make mushroom clouds sprout in 'murca. (The only place these weapons ever existed was on fox news.)
 
So now we have this Korean Pillsbury dough boy and we're being told he's ''Gonna nukee 'merica! Make 'merica go boom! ''
 
You can call me a cynical bastard, or most any kind of bastard for that matter, but I remember all the things we were told that were happening before we got dragged into 'involvement', if not war, by a Republican president that weren't.

Actually, Dick Dastardly did win one race by extending the nose of the mean machine at the last second. However the race judges disqualified him for cheating. I called absolute BS on this as Dastardly was using his car's abilities to win, which is what every other racer did in every race. https://vimeo.com/102587326