mattingly

These kids are right here in my own town of Louisville, KY.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc3AeUOHlC4

I hate it when the Moon photobombs my photo of Earth.

An Armenian girl sings the Fifth Element Plava Laguna Diva Dance.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5dvu4feCFk

Here's one that Rand from Ookla the Mok told me a few months back:
 
A priest, a rabbi, an atheist, and a humpback whale go into a bar.
The priest says:
 
 
The rabbi says:
 
 
The atheist says:
 
 
The humpback whale says:
 
 
 
 

Here's one that Rand from Ookla the Mok told me a few months back:
 
A priest, a rabbi, an atheist, and a humpback whale go into a bar.
The priest says:
 
 
The rabbi says:
 
 
The atheist says:
 
 
The humpback whale says:
 
 
 
 

Here's one that Rand from Ookla the Mok told me a few months back:
 
A priest, a rabbi, an atheist, and a humpback whale go into a bar.
The priest says:
 
 
The rabbi says:
 
 
The atheist says:
 
 
The humpback whale says:
 
 
 
 

Here's one that Rand from Ookla the Mok told me a few months back:
 
A priest, a rabbi, an atheist, and a humpback whale go into a bar.
The priest says:
 
 
The rabbi says:
 
 
The atheist says:
 
 
The humpback whale says:
 
 
 
 

Here's one that Rand from Ookla the Mok told me a few months back:
 
A priest, a rabbi, an atheist, and a humpback whale go into a bar.
The priest says:
 
 
The rabbi says:
 
 
The atheist says:
 
 
The humpback whale says:
 
 
 
 

By a friend of mine...
 

Cheesy pinapple bacon wrap -- a.k.a. the bacon donut.
 

Cheesy pinapple bacon wrap -- a.k.a. the bacon donut.
 

Wow, your hotel room is really high up there.
 

I recommend their "Hello" and "One Leg Too Few" skits.
 


 

I recommend their "Hello" and "One Leg Too Few" skits.
 


 

A bacon cheeseburger that uses KFC chicken patties as bread.
 

 
Or, as a friend of mine put it, the Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart-Technique (from Kill Bill) now comes to a restaurant near you!

"Why is it always laser grids?"
"They already know we're here."
"Oh, yeah."

Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster
 

Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster
 

Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster
 

Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster
 

Hershey's had partnered with 3D Systems on a device to print chocolate.
 

One that a friend told me this weekend:
"I've been married for 15 years. 20 if you count the wind chill."

One that a friend told me this weekend:
"I've been married for 15 years. 20 if you count the wind chill."

One that a friend told me this weekend:
"I've been married for 15 years. 20 if you count the wind chill."

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