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Pariah

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  1. Battle to the death with wiffle bats.
  2. Okay, here are my three: The City Sleeps (MC 900 Foot Jesus) Leaden Legacy (After Forever) Hide and Seek (Howard Jones)
  3. New rocket engines propelled by the controlled combustion of Illudium Q-36.
  4. Q - Up for a night of wild romance, Reed? A - I did everything you told me to do! Twice!
  5. The truth? Can you handle the truth?!
  6. This week's topic reflects the fact that we've been away for a while: Three Favorite Songs You Haven't Heard In A Long Time
  7. Aren't politicians amoral and self-centered pretty much everywhere?
  8. Q - Is EVERYONE here a Shriner? A - Do the right thing for once.
  9. Ooh, I'd kind of forgotten about this thread. Thanks for the bump, Baz!
  10. Q - Until you determine the eigenvalue of this wavefunction, you will not be able to predict the location and/or energy of the electron in question. Got it? A - Not a doubt in my mind.
  11. Is it absolutly necessary to bring politics into this?
  12. Asbestos. Lots and lots of asbestos.
  13. Q - What's the [insert Party name here]'s latest plan to end the government shutdown? A - Candy. Lots and lots of candy. And a live platypus.
  14. That's a rather caustic reply, don't you think? /threadjack
  15. "AAHHH! It's a pack of rabid hyenas! Run away! Run as fast as your feet will carry you!!" (beat) "Not so fast! I never said 'Simon says'!"
  16. That's cool. I'll have to re-read it later when I don't have a brain cloud.
  17. Q - What caused those destructive coronal mass emissions? A - Let them eat Justice!
  18. We had parent teacher confrences last week, and as compensation for thirteen-hour days on Monday and Tuesday, we got Friday off. Sadly, I spent the entire weekend sick. I'm still not completely rid of the crud in my head, throat, and chest yet. That's not so bad, I guess, but now my 8+ month pregnant wife and 3-1/2 year old daughter have it, too. Crap.
  19. "Between Love and Hate" by Mystery http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwjAntAPmuw
  20. From Facebook: "The United States government stopped working because they can't agree on how to spend the imaginary money they don't have." Pretty well sums it up, I think.
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