Pariah

Okay, it's time for a new hero! The secret to his powers is the composite material from which his armor is made. The unique combination of metals and polymers gives the armored plates piezoelectric properties--every time the armor takes a blow, it produces electrical power that is stored in the armor's storage cells. The armor also protects the wearer from harm. He combines advanced science with old-fashioned heroism. Armed with a high-tech alloy sword, an energy-absorbing shield, and magnetically-induced jet packs, he fights crime as... TecKnight!

...and now it seems to be working again. Never mind.

"Convoy" is awesome. Where's that dad-gum Rep button?

I haven't been able to get on to the Fabrica site for a few days. Anyone know what's going on there? Have you folks had the same problems?

Look at the size of that thing!

"One Night in Bangkok" by Murray Head (Chess) "Run for the Roses" by Dan Fogelberg (Horse racing) "Theme" from Chariots of Fire by Vangelis (Olympic games) And special recognition to the band Five for Fighting, named for a penalty in ice hockey.

Today's Trio: Three Songs About Sports and/or Games

"What does every mother want for Mother's Day? Flours! Get your flours here! Oat flour, wheat flour, garbanzo bean flour for the gluten-intolerant...."

"She drank like a...she drank a LOT." Classic.

Doesn't that depend on your own personal tastes?

1. "Sway" by various and sundry (I'm partial to the Pussycat Dolls version) 2. "I Can't Dance" by Genesis 3. "Feels Like Heaven" by Peter Cetera and Chaka Khan (Lady Pariah and I danced to this at our wedding reception. )

Today's Topic: Three novelty, parody, or funny songs.

Aren't bacon and chocolate both good enough on their own that they don't need to be combined?

He's broadcasting in HD, and the camera isn't even turned on.

Okay, it's now Tuesday morning (a least where I am), but let's give it a shot. New Topic: Three dance songs.

Can we talk about something more palatable that Honey Boo Boo, please?

She gets visibly worked up about the word 'cumulonimbus'. New Topic: Times when it is entirely appropriate to tell someone to go jump in a lake.

That would be cruel and heartless, wouldn't it?

You've never seen the show, have you? (I'll take my chances with the tortoises.)

Is there anything, including snorting liquid nitrogen, that WOULDN'T be better than an episode of Honey Boo Boo?

The Devil sounds suspiciously like Rowan Atkinson.