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Re: "Neat" Pictures Keep making puns like that, and somebody's gonna pound you.

Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine He's a former SWAT cop and longtime archery enthusiast who found himself on the outside of corrupt department. He assumed an alter ego to bring down the crooked cops and restore order and the rule of law to his city. Arrowsmith!

Re: A Game Of Questions Why are we still talking about this?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dress as a student. Sit in the front row. Wait until five minutes after the class starts, when students have already begun b*tching about the class and/or the professor, to introduce yourself and start class. (My friend, who teaches at a small college in Iowa, used to do this every year. Don't know if he still does.) New Topic: Ways to relieve your frustration after your sports team of choice loses yet another game in disappointing fashion. (Difficulty: No booze or other chemical remedies.)

Re: Answers & Questions Q - I just thought a sports medicine clinic would have, you know, sports magazines in the waiting room. A - I'm worst at what I do best.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Chemistry experiment. Remember, chemistry is just like cooking...except that you NEVER lick the spoon.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Try bribing him with pie. It'd work with me. Heck, for the right kind of pie, I'd come over and do y'all's laundry!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She's dressed like Zaphod Beeblebrox.

Re: Jokes A turtle stepped into a river to swim across. A scorpion on the bank asked, "Can I ride across on your back?" The turtle said, "No. You will sting me halfway across the river, and I'll drown and die." "I won't sting you," said the scorpion. "I want to get to the other side too. If I sting you, we'll both die. That wouldn't make any sense." So the turtle reluctantly agreed to let the scorpion ride on his back. Sure enough, halfway across the river, the scorpion stung the turtle. "You idiot!" the turtle cried, paralysis already setting in. "Now I'll drown, and we'll both die! Why did you do it?" The scorpion shrugged and said, "Welcome to the Middle East."

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Blast Ride of the Valkyrie, Mars: The Bringer of War, and/or Sabre Dance out your window. Turn the volume up to eleven. New Topic: Novel uses for a Super Soaker, now that summer is coming to an end.

Re: Jokes You must spread Rep yadda yadda yadda. A little help, someone?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Crab-Woman.

Re: "Neat" Pictures Resisting the urge to make 'short bus' jokes....

Re: Jokes This one's going up in my lab. Repped, of course.

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Re: Answers & Questions Q - How do I get to the Timothy Leary Memorial Laboratory? A - Letters I've written, never meaning to send.

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Re: A Game Of Questions Jimmy the lock?

Re: A Game Of Questions Are you a neutron? Cos if you're a neutron, there's no charge.

Re: A Game Of Questions Come on in, have a drink, won't you?

Re: A Game Of Questions You mean being a Broncos fan wasn't enough?

Re: A Game Of Questions Why do we care? Wasn't Matlock formulaic and usually boring?

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Re: "Neat" Pictures Sounds like one Heck of a party!

Re: A Game Of Questions Can a fictional character even be said to have been alive in the first place?