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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The decline of the dollar. A little soy sauce with that turkey, anyone? New Topic: What Steve Long is thankful for today.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who is the proposed archnemesis for Hello Kitty? A: A big bottle of kerosene, or 30,000 peanut M&Ms. You decide.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, what's with all the asphyxiation victims? A: Chuck Norris and Britney Spears.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Mr. Clinton, how would you define the word "your"? A: Chuck Norris and Britney Spears.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Afterlife. Jean Grey dislikes the place so much, she can never seem to stay there for more than a few weeks at a time. What?

Re: Answers & Questions Q: The robbers broke into every building on this block except that brothel. I wonder why they skipped that one.... A: Ouch! It stings like bees!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat An impenetrable Force Field and fire-based Energy Blast: "What do you mean, I just burned off all the oxygen inside my Force Field?!" New Topic: Odd jobs for down-on-their-luck superheroes.

Re: Top Signs that you need to rethink your GMing.

Re: What were: the best Marvel titles of the 80's? I jumped in on comics about the time Rogue joined the X-Men, and I really enjoyed the title. I quit reading about the time various X-characters started going through the Siege Perilous and being reborn/recreated/redefined. Blah. And don't even get me started on X-Factor and the Return of Jean Grey.... I also enjoyed Alpha Flight--the team that put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'--and the Avengers. The 'Masters of Evil take over Avengers Mansion' storyline was fantastic, as was follow-up story arc into Hades and Olympus. I started to lose interest about the time that they killed off Marrina--and they didn't even have the decency to kill her off in her own title (Alpha Flight). The West Coast Avengers was a pretty good title, too, until the whole 'Hawkeye can't trust Mockingbird because she killed a bad guy, when Hawkleye clearly killed a bad guy himself in the limited series where he met Mockingbird in the first place' storyline. That was about the same time Hank Pym started showing up regularly in the title, and that was a big drop-off for me. The New Mutants was pretty good, too, until the arrival of Warlock. I didn't mind the story--it was actually pretty interesting. But the art was atrocious. Alas, I never really got introduced to DC in those days.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... You know, in my gaming group, you get fined for making puns like the ones on the last two pages. You pay a nickel for a standard pun, and as much as a dollar for a really bad one. I'm always broke....

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Worries that Barry will be transferred out, and his new cellmate will be O.J. New Topic: Signs that Doctor Destroyer has, once and for all, lost his mind.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The heads of Millar and Quesada. (We could only hope.... )

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He sits down and has himself a cigar...that looks the the planet-killer from the Star Trek episode "The Doomsday Machine".

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Well, once Tony started pulling the lever and drinking the free cocktails, he couldn't stop. Now Stark Enterprises is a subsidiary of the MGM Grand." New Topic: Shocking secrets from the new, unauthorized biography of Dazzler.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the most shocking secret revealed in the new unauthorized biography of Aquaman? A: Five glasses of stout, or a knock on the head with a rubber mallet. You decide.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dr. Destroyer, your plan for global domination was again stopped. What was the most humiliating part of the experience? A: A chocolate sundae with butterscotch syrup and dill pickle relish.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who feels woefully inadequate compared to Vinny Testaverde? A: Beaten with a football bat.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A night on the town with Moondragon. New Topic: Biggest surprises at the JLA Thanksgiving Dinner

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ron Paul beat Hillary Clinton? How?! A: Two or even three I can see, but seven was just a bit excessive, don't you think?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hello Kitty dolls made of suet! New Topic: What to get Magneto for his birthday.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Trying to synthesize an artificial sweetener that actually tastes good and doesn't cause cancer in lab rats.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: When they tried using the "Fantastic Voyage" approach on the Borg, how were they greeted? A: Two or even three I can see, but seven was just a bit excessive, don't you think?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "The Foxbat Story, written and directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Tom Cruise, Glenn Close, and Morgan Freeman. It's got 'Oscar' written all over it! "Okay, so it hasn't actually been made. Yet. But it will be! And when my Master Plan is realized, all will love and adore the Fantabulous Foxbat!" New Topic: Superhero movies we hope will never be made.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I(e) - The Intelligence Constant for Earth. (As in, "The total amount of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is rising exponentially".)

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Well, I sound like John Wayne, don't I? A: Approximately 126% of the eligible voting population supported it.