Pariah

Re: Answers & Questions Q: So Dracula's been linked to Dick Cheney and Halliburton...so what? He's dead, isn't he? A: Three minutes with pure nitroglycerine. Adjust the time accordingly for other mixtures.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The polar bears just held a news conference to announce that they've bought nuclear technology from Iran and North Korea.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I don't know what this 'Poly-Cotton Blend' stuff is, but it feels, like, really good against my skin!"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He actually becomes more competent. Not limited to my own congressmen, but for all of them in general. /rant

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Funny, WinAmp just switched me to Tom Sawyer. Ironic, considering yesterday's blog post....

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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Sacrifice The Fool by Venice

Re: [Character] Glitterbunny

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hey, I've seen that guy! He was part of Viper Force 1 back in 4th Edition, wasn't he?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Okay, I have a large pepperoni and black olives. Meal worms wit dat?" New Topic: Really bad supervillain costume ideas.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You can enjoy your pizza with soft drinks, cold draft beer, or a bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: "Compare and contrast the spiritual and prophetic properties of 11011, XVII, and 27"? What class is this for, anyway? A: Not a chance. YOU put on the red cape and the top hat!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ...sending in Carmen Electra in a Viperia costume!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "And next on Classical 89, we hear Chris Cornell and the Canadian Brass performing Verdi's Dies Irae...." New Topic: The LAST thing I wanted to hear today was ________________.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you hear who's publishing transcripts of every single Farscape episode? A: Two cups whole wheat flour, 1.5 cups brown sugar, a teaspoon of cinnamon, and 3.6 grams of weapons grade plutonium.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You end up spending your whole evening with the Police...as well as the next 3-5 years, with the possibility of time off for good behavior.

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat On your back porch, gathering moss.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, and all the surviving members of the Rolling Stones.

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ...that they're not the piano player and the Madame, respectively, at the local brothel. They're actually personal injury attorneys. They've just never quite known how to break it to you before now.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: C++ Symposium? I thought this was the Oral History Society Convention. Could I just go ahead and tell my story anyway? A: I'd give it a 12.6 out of 14.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "If you think my Magic Cleavage Window is amazing, you should see the rest of me....":

Re: A little help If knocking people down is the primary desired effect, you might want to throw Double Knockback (+3/4) into the mix. If my math skills haven't failed me, you end up with: 7u___"Hammer Time" 6d6 EB (Physical), Explosion (+1/2), Double Knockback (+3/4), Personal Immunity (+1/4), Only Affects Targets in the Ground (-1/2), No Range (-1/2). On average, this would give you 12 'BODY' at Ground Zero from which to calculate KNB, as opposed to 8 'BODY' with the straight 8d6. If all you were interested in was knocking people down, you might also slap a Does No STUN (-3/4) limitation on it. That saves you two points!