Pariah

On this date in 1987 in Cleveland, Ohio: The Drive.

I am the man in the moon And I hope to shine upon you very soon Waiting in the night To bathe you all in moonlight I am the man I am the man in the moon Silently revolving Wandering through the heavens above On my own Round and round and round I go When I stop no one will know I am a creature of the night And I hope to come and shed a little light Although the universe our teacher I remain the central feature I am the man I am the man in the moon Round and round and round I go When I stop no one will know Silently revolving Wandering through the heavens above On my own I am the man in the moon (Round and round) And I hope to shine upon you very soon (Round and round) Waiting in the night To bathe you all in moonlight I am the man I am the man in the moon Round and round and round I go When I stop no one will know Round and round and round I go When I stop no one will know Round and round and round I go When I stop no one will know Round and round and round I go (It's that old devil moon) When I stop no one will know It's that old devil moon

There can be no answer for us all There can be no stopping what is ever changing Living for the perfect dream It's time to make a resolution There will be some peace in our hearts and our minds We can all find a way to resolve our differences There's no way we can lose When we all realize that there are no differences There's no way we can lose Ready or not We can all find a way We will be forgiving to the ones we love We will see the blossoming of the new spirit Shaping everything to our design We'll build a brighter future We will free ourselves from the chains that would bind We can all find a way to resolve our differences There's no way we can lose When we all realize that there are no differences There's no way we can lose No way we can lose Ready or not Ready or not There's no way we can lose We can all find a way Ready or not Ready or not We can all find a way to resolve our differences There's no way we can lose When we all realize that there are no differences There's no way we can lose No way we can lose Ready or not Ready or not Ready or not No way we can lose

It won't happen overnight. But if you quit, it won't happen at all.

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They've eliminated Snow Days and replaced them with Distance Learning Days. What?

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In the immortal words of Jedi Master Luke Skywalker, "Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong."

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Statistically speaking, it was bound to happen eventually. Don't blame me. Blame the math.

It's given via interpretive dance.

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I wish I knew what to say. I'm so sorry. That seems woefully inadequate, I know.

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Q: So, are we getting married or what? A: I love the stuff, even though I know it's going to kill me.

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To the guy who thought it was a good idea to tailgate me during a snow squall, I say this: Go to Hell. Go directly to Hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

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