Pariah

Sorry, E84....

1 minute ago, Cancer said:

OT: I would have gone into the concept of circularly polarized light (both handednesses) here.

I'm not that sinister.

Student: "Would you consider light two-dimensional? And what would three-dimensional light look like?"

Me: "What color would you identify as red-sharp, and would that be the same color as orange-flat?"

Neodymium 

1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Things you don't want to find in the supermarket Produce section (difficulty: nothing about the actual produce is disgusting or dangerous).

People necking in with the squashes.

It is at least theoretically possible that Josh McCown could be on the Broncos' roster (or any NFL roster) next year. Brock Osweiler's best bet to play next season is as Johnny Manzeil's backup in Hamilton.

Orange vs. Blue

Just now, Cancer said:

A: Yes, your web browser cannot reach the home page of the institution you're browsing from.  Have a nice day.

Q: Wait, I can't view Microsoft's website from Internet Explorer?

A: The emission spectrum of sadness.

Seven year

On 1/6/2018 at 6:03 PM, Old Man said:

What--what happened?  I stopped watching at 21-3. 

Kansas City doesn't have the longest home playoff losing streak in NFL history for nothing.

7 hours ago, Old Man said:

There's another QB on the market, used to play for the 49ers.

Although this isn't who you're talking about, it's not unlikely that Alex Smith will be available soon. The fact that the Chefs want to cut Smith and start Mahomes next season is perhaps the NFL's worst-kept secret.

Would he be a reasonable option for Denver?  Well, he knows the teams in the division as well as any of the other options, probably better. And he'd probably be pretty motivated in those two games against his every year. How much would he cost, and how much has he got left in the tank? Those are the big questions.

Don't pick at the Band-Aid, just rip it off.

Thrawn doesn't by any means have the legs for that dress.

The Denver Broncos' Next Starting QB:

Colin Kaepernick vs. Tim Tebow 

Is that a radio station in Maryland?

Favor 

Death Tribble is best described computationally rather than algebraically.

Welcome back, SatinKitty! Good to see you again.

Probably still an upgrade.

Considering (as noted above) that nobody in Denver's current quarterback corps managed to match Tim Tebow's passer rating this season, either of those guys would be a definite upgrade.

Honeymoon 

Lucius is luscious, like pudding.

Yeah, I remember the story of kids needing to take home a permission slip to read Fahrenheit 451 in class.

Which kind of defeats the whole point of the book, doesn't it?

...and will be the Donkeys' new starting quarterback in September! 

Death Tribble counts in base eight.

3 hours ago, death tribble said:

New Topic: Unexpected things from the cold spell

Politicians are walking around with their hands in their own pockets.

New Topic: One for the Money, Two For the Show....

The Buffalo Bills are playing the Jacksonville Jaguars in the playoffs. 

The Denver Broncos are sitting at home after their worst season in decades. 

What kind of bizarre alternate universe have I entered here?