Pariah

2 minutes ago, death tribble said:

NT: In the light of a bishop in Liverpool criticising Christian officials in America for blindly following Trump and not taking issue with him, who in the religion community comes out in support of Trump.

Pretty much every jewel-wearing slick-haired fast-talking Evangelical preacher in the rural United States. They're the ones who got him elected in the first place.

(Is that outrageous enough?)

Probably, they can't just ignore the rules with impunity. I mean, they're not the Patriots.

Well, it looks like both the Donkeys and the Chefs will be starting their "Quarterback of the Future" in this weekend's game -- Lynch for Denver, Mahomes for KC.

I'm not sure where this news makes the game more interesting, or less.

On 12/26/2017 at 3:22 AM, Tech priest support said:

If you owned a TARDIS what would you disguise it as? I was thinking that after seeing the 2017 special. 

 

I'd want it to be something with a door so it would e easy to get in and out of. But i'd want it to be something that people wouldn't be trying to get into usually. So, something designed to get into and out if easily but something by and large people wouldn't want to get into.....

 

Ok, I have to go with a Yugo....

STD clinic 

Solve 

Constantly amazed by the blades of the fan on the ceiling
The clever little glances she gives me can't help but be appealing
She loves to ride into town with the top down
Feel that warm breeze on her gentle skin
She is my next of kin

I see a little more of me every day
I catch a little more moustache turning gray
Your mother is the only other woman for me
Little miss magic, what you gonna be?

Sometimes I catch her dreamin' and wonder where that little mind meanders
Is she strollin' along the shore or cruisin' o'er the broad savannah?
I know someday she'll learn to make up her own rhymes
Someday she's gonna learn how to fly
Oh that I won't deny

I catch a little more dialogue comin' my way
I see those big brown eyes just start to lookin' astray
Your mother's still the only other woman for me
Little miss magic, what you gonna be?

Yes, she loves to ride into town with the top down
Feel that warm breeze on her gentle skin
She is my next of kin

Constantly amazed by the blades of the fan on the ceiling
Those clever little looks she gives just can't help but be appealing
I know someday she'll learn to make up her own rhymes
One day she's gonna learn how to fly
That I won't deny

I see a little more of me every day
I feel a little more moustache turning gray
Your mother's still the only other woman for me
Little miss magic, what you gonna be?
Little miss magic, what you gonna be?
Little miss magic, just can't wait to see

Its raining, it's pouring
Your old man is snoring

Mutant 

15 hours ago, Old Man said:

Is there anyone here who isn't a poser?

Are you suggesting that we are all super models?

('Cause I'm pretty sure that ain't right. )

I hope Clemson beats Alabama so badly that the committee is never again tempted to put a team that can't even win their division, never mind their conference, into a four-team college football playoff.

Was nothing learned from Ohio State last year?

Dazzler 

If you were a Seminoles fan, you'd be more than embarrassed. You'd be out of your mind.

Larry 

Southern Miss has a 6-0 lead on Florida State right now.

 I don't expect it to last, but it sure is amusing for the moment.

There are a great many things about quantum mechanics that I don't claim to understand, the most mysterious of which is how I managed to pull a B- in the class as an undergraduate.

Looking forward to QM and Relativity in the Spring!

6 hours ago, Starlord said:

Great, more math.  No more mathing.  Mathing is bad!

Hi, welcome to the Numbers thread.

13 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Blog post comments that really don't need to be in all caps.

HE WENT PEE-PEE IN THE POTTY!

6 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: If you think Santa Claus is a badass, get a load of the Easter Bunny!

Q: What's more badass than Santa Claus with Russian mafia tats and a pair of Cossack sabres?

A: It looks like Jack Frost has been nipping at more than your nose.

11 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT: Your chance to show your psychic powerzz: Ludicrous headlines that will become real in 2018!!

BROWNS WIN! BROWNS WIN! BROWNS WIN!!!

Storm

1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: It's a good thing this Turtle Armor comes with a Lifetime Money-Back Guarantee!

Q: Well, Agent Johnson bought the farm on today's mission. I don't think he had life insurance. How are we going to pay for his funeral?

A: For the last time, I don't know the guy's name on third base!

Mobile Infantry 

Catholic confessional booth.

Nightingale 

How often is that really an issue where you live?

And let's not even get started on prepositions, shall we?