Pariah

Leviathan 

Captain 

Cancer has the only Studebaker gas-electric hybrid in North America.

X-Force 

It was 57°F (13.9°C) in SLC today, December 30th.

This should not be so.

Pattern Ghost has a surprisingly lucrative secondhand ballpoint pen business.

2 hours ago, Badger said:

Superfriends' Superman vs MST3K movies Hercules in a battle of wits

In a shocking move, they are both soundly defeated by . . . The Tick! SPOOOOOOOON!

Sea-bound Showdown!

Aqualad vs. Namorita 

What?

Large orange drink 

Kansas City fan buries Chiefs flag under Raiders' new stadium site in Las Vegas

Heroes: Bond, Bourne, and Bauer

Mission: To find and capture a dangerous international terrorist--and then beat the living $#!& out of him before he can implement his nefarious plan.

New letter: R

Here's the idea: You will be given a letter of the alphabet. You must choose three heroes whose names begin with that letter, and describe the mission these three heroes will fulfill. Then, choose another letter.

Example: B

Heroes: Bond (James), Beowulf, Bouncing Boy

Mission: The three heroes must join forces to stop a time-traveling madman from destroying the universe.

Heroes may be from any genre. First, last, and code names are all acceptable.

Clear enough?

Let's start with the letter S.

Virgin 

Is everyone 0K?

I can at least pronounce most of the Norse ones. On the other hand, nobody's ever written four overrated operas about Aztec mythology, so that's a plus.

That's The Question:

"Who are you?" vs. "What do you want?"

While driving home tonight, Lady P and I saw a hearse in the HOV lane.

I don't think its supposed to work that way.

31 minutes ago, massey said:

Big 12 sitting at 4-2 right now.  Not looking too bad.

West Virginia's performance against Utah was embarrassing, but there's a reason that Utah coach Kyle Whittingham is 11-1 in bowl games in his career.

Gusundheit.

Virginia, playing in their first bowl game in half of forever, did NOT look good yesterday against Navy.

Wasn't Gal Gadot in the military? 

20,610,547,000,000 (and counting) 

15 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT: It's the first days of summer at South Pole Research Station!  What inexplicable items are in extreme demand at the station's store?

Lots and lots of booze.

New Topic: Batman is feeling inordinately proud of himself today. Why?

Pattern Ghost has never actually walked the Pattern.

2 hours ago, Enforcer84 said:

Patriots lost a draft pick for the same offense in 2013. 

Oh, you and your inconvenient facts.

Does it involve a staple through your navel?